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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Obama Hubris Watch

posted by on October 15 at 8:00 AM


I don’t have a problem with someone selling Obama dildos—someone should check with Michelle—but let’s refrain from marketing the thing as the “Head O State” dildo until after Obama is elected.

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What. The. Hell.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | October 15, 2008 8:14 AM

The perfect gift for my conservative friends.

Gift tag reads: Spread your legs, close your eyes. Get ready for a big surprise!

Posted by midwaypete | October 15, 2008 8:17 AM

And so we see our gravitas and prudence make their exit, at last, even the dildo market. Pray for America.

Posted by elenchos | October 15, 2008 8:22 AM

Where's the McCain Butt Plug? Equal Time dammit!

Posted by Providence | October 15, 2008 8:23 AM

McCain can plug the upcoming porno, "Nailin' Palin."

Posted by midwaypete | October 15, 2008 8:25 AM

That's just creepy.

Posted by Mike in Renton | October 15, 2008 8:51 AM

Why is it shit brown?

Posted by gross | October 15, 2008 9:01 AM

It's wrong. This is your highest office, and this is the respect it commands? It's just wrong.

And by the way, where's the George W. Bush version? Now he truly is a dildo. That would have been more appropriate.

Posted by Charm | October 15, 2008 9:02 AM

At first glance, I thought this was a Chia Pet.

Posted by tabletop_joe | October 15, 2008 9:04 AM

Oh, my bad. Apparently there is a George Bush butt plug coming soon.

Well, okay then.

Posted by Charm | October 15, 2008 9:07 AM

horrifying. i don't want any sort of person-shaped item in my orifi, regardless of who it is or their presidential status.

Posted by Nixor | October 15, 2008 9:11 AM

but will it be ready at 3am?

Posted by eric j | October 15, 2008 9:14 AM

Geez - that thing looks painful. Too many sharp edges, not nearly as smooth as the real thing.

Posted by bohica | October 15, 2008 10:11 AM

I agree bohica. The shoulders would give me a real "Whoa!!"

Posted by Chris | October 15, 2008 10:38 AM

Um, creepy.

@8: bad idea. I would be instantly turned-off if George Bush came anywhere near me or my vagina.

Posted by Lesley | October 15, 2008 11:26 AM


Posted by Juliette | October 15, 2008 1:00 PM

Unlike your man, it's always Barack hard.

Posted by perpetually peaking | October 15, 2008 7:35 PM

I honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be a pro-Obama or anti-Obama item. Both? Neither? Obviously, it's in appallingly bad taste no matter what, but I can't decide which would be worst. I guess the *best* case scenario is that the manufacturers are politically neutral and just cashing in.

Posted by A | October 15, 2008 11:37 PM

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