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I like how they say "a gun was involved". Like they aren't sure how it was used or something.

"Hey Jim, there's a gun on the floor and a bunch of dead bodies, what do you think happened?"

"Dunno Bill, maybe they hit each other with it."

Posted by A | October 6, 2008 12:36 PM

Hmm. Surely this crime was committed by the "hired help" from OUTSIDE the community. Yes, that's what happened. Case closed.

Posted by Bub | October 6, 2008 12:38 PM

7 fewer votes for McCain!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | October 6, 2008 12:56 PM

Nothing to be alarmed about. I'm sure it;s just Phil Spector and Robert Blake keeping the streets of Porter Ranch safe from golddiggers.

Posted by Nolte | October 6, 2008 5:06 PM

Dachau was a gated community.

Posted by E | October 6, 2008 6:46 PM

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