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Do they have an entry for that crazy religious lady from the video posted yesterday? Because I really just wanted to punch her in the bug-eyes.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | October 22, 2008 10:27 AM

From the same wacky authors who brought you 'How to Beat Off Anything.'

Posted by jackie treehorn | October 22, 2008 10:34 AM

For a moment I thought I'd found the solution to coming pit bull uprising and apocalypse, but the answer wasn't there. I still don't know how to beat up a pit bull.

Posted by DJSauvage | October 22, 2008 11:27 AM

Hitting people in the head with your hand is dumb. Hands are delicate. Skulls are not. Use a rock or a stick.

Posted by Geni | October 22, 2008 11:47 AM


That's why it's always a good idea to hit people in the soft, fleshy parts: nose, wind-pipe, kidneys, testicles, etc.

Posted by COMTE | October 22, 2008 12:22 PM

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