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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Doody Calls

posted by on October 30 at 11:07 AM

The other day a friend came over to my house all in a tizzy. He said that he’d just been listening to NPR, and was fucking positive he heard them interview an Ohio McCain/Palin supporter named “Moose Doody.”



It turns out, after some careful Googling, that Moose Doody does exist. He’s the head of the Lawrence County Republicans, and his name is actually Ray “Moose” Dutey. Well, sorry for the misunderstanding, dude(y). But if you don’t like being called Moose Doody (especially during an election in which actual moose doody has become strangely relevant), maybe stay off the radio. Because on the radio, no one can see you spell. On the radio, you are Moose Doody.

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Posted by greendyke | October 30, 2008 11:47 AM

He lives nextdoor to I.P. Freely.

Posted by LDP in Cincinnati | October 30, 2008 11:50 AM

And across the street from Mike Hunt.

Posted by eliza | October 30, 2008 11:54 AM

He should change his name to Big.

Posted by jeffg166 | October 30, 2008 12:02 PM

i think amanda hugnkiss lives in his town too.

Posted by douglas | October 30, 2008 12:03 PM

And me!

Posted by Jack Mehoffer | October 30, 2008 12:12 PM

The mainstream media blackout on coverage of the opinions of Heywood Jablome continues, I see.

Posted by Fnarf | October 30, 2008 12:14 PM

so lindy do you still have cum in your eye or what?

Posted by jim bexley-speed | October 30, 2008 12:18 PM

or rather, do you want some?

Posted by jim bexley-speed | October 30, 2008 12:29 PM

I think you should call his office and politely ask for his assistant:

"Hello, GOP county office"
.... "Ben Dover, please!"

Posted by Ima Hogg | October 30, 2008 1:57 PM

Any McPalin supporter is Moose Doody.

Wait! That's not fair to the rest of the Moose Doody.

Posted by blackhook | October 30, 2008 2:09 PM

Doody now for the future!

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | October 30, 2008 5:58 PM

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