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Monday, October 13, 2008

“At first, I was nervous. Then I was like, ‘Whatever.’”

posted by on October 13 at 16:10 PM

The Associated Press gets an interview with Levi Johnston.

The Cliffs Notes, in case you don’t feel like reading it: the MySpace page was a “joke” that he had nothing to do with; he thinks the kid is going to be a boy and looks forward taking him hunting and fishing; he’s going to tattoo Bristol Palin’s name on his ring finger because he’s forgetful and would surely lose a real ring; and he won’t be voting in the election because he failed to register to vote on time.

According to Slog tipper Kay:

I think this article is just chock full of comedic/truth-bending gold.

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you didn't read the interview, did you.

(ie "going to tattoo", myspace "joke", etc.)

Posted by cochise. | October 13, 2008 4:17 PM

Is it paranoid that the likeability of this kid seems engineered to me? Or does the writer of the AP piece have a crush on him? Field and Stream, Jesus.

Posted by Grant Cogswell | October 13, 2008 4:26 PM

I have a huge crush on him.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 13, 2008 4:29 PM

Grant - you a one of the people he is upset with - are you still convinced he is screwing this lady because of something other than his own hormones and desire? He says he lover her, and I believe him.

Such a funny comment, sure Field and Stream, why not? He is striking looking, hunts, fishes, claim to fame, and FROM ALASKA, remember?

And he is flat out handsome, not just cute or good looking. And he will be EVEN better in ten years.

Eat your hearts out, the real deal. Young Daddy from Alaska.

Posted by Jim | October 13, 2008 4:33 PM

kids, drop out of high school, get your girlfriend pregnant and succeed! Unless of course youre african american or latino because than they will blame the economic collapse on you.

white supremacy is a mo fo.

Posted by SeMe | October 13, 2008 4:35 PM

I just wanna slam him doggie-style not read his white-trash life story. Chrrrrist.

Posted by Original Andrew | October 13, 2008 4:46 PM

The tattoo has already happened.

Posted by Steagle | October 13, 2008 4:52 PM

@7: His girlfriend has got some big-ass hair.

Posted by Greg | October 13, 2008 4:56 PM

I knew that kid wasn't registered.

Posted by kerri harrop | October 13, 2008 4:58 PM

Damn, but he is hot. Lordy. If I were ten years younger and had gone to high school in Wasilla, I think Bristol might have had some competition.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | October 13, 2008 5:00 PM

"Johnston has dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician."

So, are the oil fields up there like the ones in Canada? Where people go work long stretches without their families? Just wondering. =)

Posted by wench | October 13, 2008 5:05 PM

Julie in Chicago @ 10,

I'm sure Playgirl is kicking themselves for closing their Wasilla bureau and missing out on that snowbilly beefcake.

But seriously, there's nothing wrong with him that a ball-gag won't fix.

Posted by Original Andrew | October 13, 2008 5:06 PM

high school dropout with a blackberry. knocked up a fundy christian girl & didn't register to vote.

he's 10x more american than me.

Posted by max solomon | October 13, 2008 6:20 PM

Has anyone noticed how much Meghan McCain and Bristol Palin look alike nowadays?

Posted by stinkbug | October 13, 2008 6:29 PM

Bristol has big milkbags.

Posted by devils advocate | October 13, 2008 8:32 PM

My guess is he's really a Democrat who "forgot" to register so he wouldn't have to explain to the pit bull with lipstick why he cast his ballot for Obama.

Posted by RainMan | October 13, 2008 9:43 PM

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