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One day, I'll live in a world where all the people who think Ronald Reagan is the greatest thing to happen to America since Jesus will be dead. That will be the beginning of the best years of my life.

Posted by Chris in Tampa | October 30, 2008 12:30 AM

If everybody in the world stopped watching, caring, pretending not to care, and talking about The View, it would finally go the motherfucking fuck away.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 30, 2008 12:40 AM

Hasselbeck is more like Christian Bale from "American Psycho".

Posted by Anthony Look | October 30, 2008 12:43 AM

Savage likes seeing Bale suck 'pole' in a fanatsy porn "American Dildo".
And a Green Day soundtrack (Don't want to be an) American- hmmmmm, Iditarod.

Hey Faggot,
Isn't it almost time for snowboarding? Bet you like The View from on Top of the slopes, staring down at the Bottom. MAN, 'a group strangers' in front of you doing the sexy slalom while holding onto their 'poles'.

Posted by Must Eat Pussy | October 30, 2008 5:30 AM
Posted by Must Eat Pussy | October 30, 2008 5:52 AM

The wacky conspiracy to get Reagan dynamited into Mt Rushmore continues.

Posted by Rod | October 30, 2008 6:23 AM

Teddy Roosevelt! Finally!

- Congressional medal of honor
- Nobel Peace Prize
- National Parks Service
- First African-American guest in White House
- Went swimming naked in Potomac in winter
- Panama Canal
- Huge, throbbing cock

Posted by Yeek | October 30, 2008 6:37 AM

Thankfully, there's no room on Rushmore for that quisling, so Crazydaddy Ronnie will have to be put somewhere else.

How about Yucca Mountain?

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | October 30, 2008 7:01 AM

Next year Hasselbeck should go as Bob Genghis Khan. Or Maxine of Arc.

Posted by Meagan | October 30, 2008 7:52 AM

Is it just me, or are the wingnuts getting even nuttier? This election is driving them to the brink. The prevailing mood in my mostly neocon workplace is "Fuck it, we're going to Canada." Did I wake up in bizarro world?

Posted by Chris | October 30, 2008 8:12 AM

I kind of wish I had a Major Television Network behind me to design/finance my Halloween costumes.

Posted by Asa | October 30, 2008 8:20 AM


"And the world will know!"

Posted by Ziggity | October 30, 2008 8:21 AM

Somebody should have told that Sherri idiot that the theme is presidents, not currency.

Posted by EmilyP | October 30, 2008 8:43 AM


Man, that is one "classy art image." Jack Kemp is right.

Posted by the man who couldn't blog | October 30, 2008 9:03 AM

#4 is turning me on. Drrrty, talk!

Posted by CommonKnowledge | October 30, 2008 9:26 AM

Mmmmm Christian Bale.
I miss his crooked teeth.

Posted by Nay | October 30, 2008 11:11 AM

Great, now I'm attracted to Abraham Lincoln. Time to pour some pennies in my pants.

Posted by T-Bone | October 30, 2008 2:37 PM

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