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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

And The Winners Are…

posted by on October 29 at 15:42 PM


Fucking Queers, $2,000 for Best Hardcore.
(Close second, Edged, and third B’Witched.)

Butthole Lickin’, $2,000 for Best Humor.
(Close second, Le Petite Morte. Third, The Great Humpkin.)

The Ride The Ducks hottie won $500 for Best Actress.
And… Ms. Sylvia O’Stayformore took home $500 for Best Actor for Douche: Dry and Sandy.

Huzzahs! Big congratulations to everyone, and bigger thanks to every single person who participated in HUMP! 4. A special How Was It? video is on the way. In the meantime, read more about it HERE.

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Good choices! I voted for Edged, but. . . .yup. Good. Yay! :)

Posted by violet_dagrinder | October 29, 2008 4:21 PM

I think Edged and B'Witched were both better than Fucking Queers, but the other wins are totally deserved. Yay porn!

Posted by Aislinn | October 29, 2008 4:26 PM

I voted for the edge film too. It was so sexy! That's too bad. Fucking Queers was kind of gross/boring. Does hardcore mean grossout? I'm confused.

All the other winners are great though! Congrats Sylvia I voted for you!

Posted by hump-o-what?!?! | October 29, 2008 4:53 PM

How did Douche not even make the shortlist for Best Humor? People were practically crying with laughter when I saw that.

Posted by JC | October 29, 2008 5:08 PM

Edged was robbed dammit.

Posted by BitterPornConsumer | October 29, 2008 5:13 PM

Fucking Queers rocked!

Posted by JackDaniels | October 29, 2008 5:45 PM

How did Fucking Queers win? Were the elections board drunk while counting votes? Did you guys fly to Florida to count them? Yuck.

Douche or Edging were far sexier. And that dude with the tattooed penis. Yeow!

But bloody vaginal fisting? Barf.

Posted by porn lover | October 29, 2008 5:51 PM

I voted for Edged for both best hardcore and best humor -- that dream sequence with Dino Rossi and Estelle Getty was great!

Posted by Adam | October 29, 2008 5:59 PM

Fucking Queers was fucking hot! And beautifully put together. Edged was also unbelievably hot... Douche was hilarious, and I want to be friends with everyone in it, but only small parts of it were actually sexy.

The women who did Butthole Lickin' are excellent comedic actresses...

Posted by L | October 29, 2008 6:29 PM

Douche was easily the most funny. Concept, camp, execution,.. erection. Hilarious! The Laff-O-Meter was clocking in at Fucking Goddamn Funny during my screening.

"Hardcore" is a tricky, kinda vague category. Edging was hardcore, and very very hot. (Those abs! damn.) Fucking Queers was kinda hardcore, yet thrilling and inspiring.
But Poki was the one that left me breathing the hardest at the end. Sad that it didn't make the honorable mention category either.

Ah well. Yay for ducks and girls!
Congrats to all film makers!! You are awesome.
Big Sloppy Love to the Stranger.
And hats off to lucky, lucky Seattle.

Posted by treacle | October 29, 2008 6:55 PM

I voted for fucking queers for hardcore but edged was a close second. I voted for the humpkin for humor and douche was my second. I didn't even realize that there was the best actor/actress write-in because I would have put in the ride the ducks girl. She was a fox! I would buy that for a dollar!

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | October 29, 2008 7:01 PM

We are hoping that they put out a DVD of the festival films... My wife & were invited to this event by some friends this year and we had a ball!

Posted by Kraegarth | October 29, 2008 8:04 PM

Which one was Le Petite Morte? Was it the balloons?

Posted by amy! | October 29, 2008 9:04 PM

"Edged" was robbed. And "Fucking Queers" was boring when it wasn't revolting—and Madonna did it better and did it twenty years ago in her "Justify My Love" video.

Posted by First Time HUMPer | October 29, 2008 10:27 PM

In response to several posts:

As a first time hump actor/viewer, I was so impressed by the majority of the films that made it into the festival.

Saying that someone else's idea of sex is revolting/disgusting? If you didn't want to see radical sex, then you should have gone to your local movie theatre. We live in Seattle, where there is kink, and oral sex, and even occasional vaginal fisting. ; ) And frankly, I have a hard time with someone who (most likely) did not produce or act in a HUMP! film hating on someone else's contribution.

It wasn't my thing either, dude. Frankly, I prefer hammers. However, the people have spoken.

HUMP! 4- Awesome. Heterosexism and hating on alternative sexuality- Lame.

Posted by Undertable | October 29, 2008 10:52 PM

Edged hardcore? A hand job isn't hardcore. A bunch of crazy ass kids kissing and fucking and fisting and laughing and bleeding is hardcore. That's why I voted for Fucking Queers. Edged was sexy. There should be a "Hottest" category next year.

Posted by Hump Rulz | October 29, 2008 10:57 PM

Edged and Le Petite Morte were robbed! Fucking Queers was more style than substance. And Butthole Lickers - how was that porn? It played like an R-rated Seinfeld episode, sorry, no offense to those who created it.
Bewitched - if it were me on the receiving end of the toil and trouble with broomstick action, that might be fine. Except being upside down like that would give me a headache, which probably would get in the way of good times.

Posted by Madashell | October 29, 2008 11:06 PM

OMG! That "Justify My Love" comment is totally perfect! No one is griping about the homos, just it was done, boring and yuck. "Edge" and "Douche" should have won, they were the ones the ones that actually gave people hard-ons. "Fucking Queers" was just lame.

I wonder if so many people split there votes for Edge and Douche that the lame 3rd place film ended up winning. Ha! "Fucking Queers" is the George W Bush of Hump! films. "Winner" by proxy.

Posted by fucking what?!? | October 30, 2008 1:06 AM

There should be an "artistic" category for next year. I really wanted to give "The Great Humpkin" a vote for something, but it didn't fit into any of the categories.

Posted by Abby | October 30, 2008 8:39 AM

I love that people are arguing about which of several hot, fun amateur porn films should have won this competition . . . I mean, I love that people GET to argue. I think I might be feeling a glimmer of patriotism. :D

Edged, Fucking Queers, and Douche were all really excellent. I had a hard time deciding between them. Thanks again to the filmmakers.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | October 30, 2008 8:52 AM

Every film was great. Congrats to the winners! I just love going to this every year, and can't wait til next year.

Posted by Original Monique | October 30, 2008 9:12 AM

Great times! It was my first Hump! and I was not disappointed. I think that all the winning films deserved their awards, but I also thought that there were a lot of really great films that just didn't fit in to the "hardcore" or "humor" categories. I agree with Abby - maybe an "artistic" category could be added?

Posted by Hernandez | October 30, 2008 9:32 AM

The films keep getting better and better each year!

I'm not gay, but I voted for Edged for hardcore, mainly because gave a name to a long time fantasy of mine.

The family sitcom parody was sick and hilarious (poor Billy!), but I ended up voting for Buttlicking for its script and acting.

BTW, did anyone notice Dan's biceps? Nice guns, dude! Please post your workout routine.

Posted by Sean | October 30, 2008 9:33 AM

Butthole Lickers and Le Petite Morte need to be on YouTube. B’Witched deserved to be on some indie porn DVD and not shown at an "amateur" porn festival.

Posted by Anon | October 30, 2008 9:45 AM

i'm still thinking about 'edged'... at highly inopportune moments.

Posted by pretentious | October 30, 2008 10:17 AM

I thought Fucking Queers was awful. It felt like it was trying to cover every possible "queer" subgroup while at the same time being so fucking white.

Yay gender queers, yay menstrual fisting, yay bi-boys and threesomes and tattoos, but come on! Where was the motherfucking color?

Also, it was way too long.

But hurray for Duck Girl!

Posted by Dawgson | October 30, 2008 11:28 AM

Sean, I think you might be gay.

Posted by djsauvage | October 30, 2008 11:28 AM

Hey, Butthole Lickin' is on Funny or Die. So now you can watch it and vote it funny, so it doesn't die.

Posted by L Salls | October 30, 2008 2:51 PM

Oh, hells no. How about for next year's Hump you guys introduce a new category. In addition to Humor and Hardcore you can have one for Shit That In No Way Belongs In An Amateur Porn Competition.

I don't blame the people who voted for Butthole Lickin since it was pretty funny, but the jury should never have selected that to be in the competition. Two chicks with their clothes (and fucking glasses!) on under a blanket engaging in some snappy repartee about analingus is a pretty good working definition of NOT PORN.

It's one thing if you Stranger people want to dilute the institution of marriage by advocating for gay rights, but when you start screwing up porn... is nothing fucking sacred with you people?!?

Posted by Lone Gangbanger | October 30, 2008 5:58 PM

La Petite Mort (the balloon one):

Posted by Carlos Winslow | October 31, 2008 4:45 PM

A few posters made a good point. "Hardcore" is too vague a category. I took it to mean "sexual" as opposed to "funny" but it seems some others took it to mean "had the most hardcore of sex" (i.e. a handjob doesn't count). I think next year you should change the names to:
1. Funny
2. Sexy.
Oh and by the way, can you stop letting in the producer of the LA/Seattle street interview video into Hump? This is an *amateur* contest and that guy has rows and rows of videos available at every video store. He's a professional who makes his living making porn. That shouldn't be allowed I say!

Posted by brandobean | November 3, 2008 7:15 PM

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