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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Wisdom of the Orient

posted by on September 4 at 14:53 PM

Well, um, thank you, fortune cookie…


But I don’t know if I’m ready for that level of commitment. I was just trying to have lunch.

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also funny -- actual Chinese people trying to figure out what the fuck a "fortune cookie" is:

Posted by Just Sayin' | September 4, 2008 3:06 PM

I very much doubt that you have much to worry about.

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | September 4, 2008 3:12 PM

i got this one last week ^_^

Posted by tiffany | September 4, 2008 3:13 PM

I, too, have gotten this fortune. I still have it - some where. And my lover!

Posted by In MN | September 4, 2008 3:16 PM

Well, that's easy to say when you're Lindy West. Obviously you'd like it to be a little easier on you when you're ready to move on. Try to picture being a regular person who is lucky to be charismatic maybe 5% of the time. If that. For us that fortune would feel kind of good.

Posted by elenchos | September 4, 2008 3:51 PM

I got this fortune four years ago. The woman I was seeing then is still with me.

Posted by A | September 4, 2008 3:59 PM

Your lover may never *wish* to leave you, they'll just up and leave.

(also, Ballet rocks :)

Posted by meggo | September 4, 2008 4:07 PM

IN BED! Ha ha ha. (Oh, I need to get out more)

Posted by Summer | September 4, 2008 4:16 PM

I got this one two or three years ago. It didn't work out. (Hi, if you're reading!)

Posted by Greg | September 4, 2008 4:28 PM

Green Leaf? Must be one of the four they have on rotation there.

Posted by ioWAndy | September 4, 2008 4:35 PM

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