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Thursday, September 18, 2008

What A Dick

posted by on September 18 at 16:57 PM

Seattle Police arrested a 35-year-old man for indecent exposure at Green Lake Park on Monday afternoon after a woman caught the man beating off in the bushes.

According to the police report, the woman hid behind a tree and called police while she watched the man masturbate. While on the phone, the woman told police she “thought that [the man] had some kind of flesh-colored realistic-looking phony penis strapped to his genitals.”

The woman also told police she recognized the man who, according a police report, had masturbated in front of the woman and her daughter near the Green Lake Community Center three days earlier.

Officers arrived and contacted the man, who produced a dildo from his pants told police that he only had it “to make it look like he did have a large real penis through his tight fitting pants.”

Police arrested the man and confiscated his dildo. The report says the man has a prior conviction for indecent exposure.

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since when did john bailo venture off east hill, kent?

Posted by scary tyler moore | September 18, 2008 5:00 PM

They have dog parks, why not an indecent exposure park? Otherwise, it's just going to keep happening. Just sayin'

Posted by nightlifejitters | September 18, 2008 5:01 PM

I wish this would happen to me. I'd love to stare back blankly and reply..."You Really think THAT is worth showing off?"

Posted by Julie Russell | September 18, 2008 5:25 PM


That would hardly work. The whole point is to disgust and offend passersby.

Posted by keshmeshi | September 18, 2008 5:35 PM
The whole point is to disgust and offend passersby.
If that's all they want, let's invite them to the Slog and keep our parks free of that nastiness.
Posted by elenchos | September 18, 2008 6:00 PM

Where's a fucking pit bull when you need one? "Go, Spike! Get sausage!"

Posted by Fnarf | September 18, 2008 6:07 PM

...let's not mentioned how fascinated the woman was...other...she would have turned her back or left or continued her nap

Flashers are common in many parks, most better skilled than this one.

All the fake outrage is funny, on Slog of all places ... perhaps a new wave Prude movement? Rooted in the Stranger sexual enlightenment cause? Tad bizarre to me.

Somebody needs to send the guy to a gay sauna for some easier and legal sexual relief.

Ho hum. Another flasher.

Posted by Ken | September 18, 2008 6:44 PM

Seriously, why would you call the cops on him

Posted by Chris | September 18, 2008 7:55 PM

It raises an interesting point. Since he was not exposed in the flesh, in that he was holding an inanimate object (just say for the sake of argument), was that, in fact, indecent?

Posted by John Bailo | September 18, 2008 8:09 PM

I'm sorry. Why would you call the cops on him? Um...maybe because he'd done the same thing to her and HER DAUGHTER a few weeks earlier? Maybe because it's sexually aggressive? Ya think?

And why did she keep looking? Golly, maybe so she could make sure he was in front of her and not sneaking up behind her? And perhaps to give the cops a good description? Do ya suppose?

Fucking brain surgeons, some of these sloggers.

Posted by TVDinner | September 18, 2008 9:03 PM

Bet he was:

1. A pitbull owner
2. A Youth Pastor
3. Married to a WOMAN and with children
4. A reporter who only reports one side on the drug war

Jesus Christ, public wanking creeps are multi-daily occurrence on police hot sheets in cities much much smaller than Seattle. This shocks anyone? Maybe if he interrupted a spontaneous pillow fight amongst hipster weenies.

Posted by Bob | September 18, 2008 11:16 PM

the guy who does it on the NR train in brooklyn ACTUALLY wanks, his own god given equipment. On the subway platform and on the train behind a newspaper both in broad daylight. I and everyone I know who has seen the guy just ignore him. Its too gross and complicated to confront him. I guess that's how he gets away with it....

Posted by nicole | September 19, 2008 12:06 PM

Speaking of dildos, someone threw a pair of sneakers with a dildo attached over the telephone lines at Bellevue and Thomas. I think it may be part of an art project because I have noticed several other pairs of shoes around the Hill which have messages written on the soles or other attached objects. One set read: MORE OPTIONS. Anyone else spotting these?

Posted by inkweary | September 19, 2008 3:28 PM

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