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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Under the Umbrella of Job Creation

posted by on September 30 at 21:10 PM

It’s a big umbrella.

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required

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Crap... Someone stole my Hump idea. :( :(

Posted by hump | September 30, 2008 9:35 PM

Please god let it be Tina Fey.

Posted by gabriel amadeus | September 30, 2008 9:43 PM

Now we know the difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull that's required to do anal.

Posted by superfrankenstein | September 30, 2008 9:48 PM

No anal? Not going for the authentic fundy-white-trash vibe then?

Posted by banjoboy | September 30, 2008 10:27 PM

What's it going to be called?

Posted by Justin J | September 30, 2008 10:39 PM

Well, not "DP with VP SP".

Posted by stinkbug | September 30, 2008 10:42 PM

#2: I am now in my happy place.

Posted by Steve | September 30, 2008 10:44 PM


It should be called "Veep Throat" or "The Bush Doctrine".

Posted by Lipbull with pitstick | September 30, 2008 11:36 PM

@9: Question: does she shave or not?

Posted by STJA | September 30, 2008 11:57 PM

Does drag count? 'Cause, you know, with enough lipstick...

Posted by in the right places... | October 1, 2008 12:35 AM

Meanwhile, Barry "Corn Man" Obama has been flitting around the entertainment news. How come the Democrat Dufus can roam around talking about late night comedy and appearing on syndicated programming and no one calls him on his own personal idiocy?

"The resemblance is remarkable," Obama told "Entertainment Tonight" when asked about actress Tina Fey's portrayal of Palin on "Saturday Night Live."

Posted by John Bailo | October 1, 2008 12:36 AM

No anal required is the best phil collins solo album.

Posted by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS | October 1, 2008 1:03 AM

Hope it's going to be a "Mandingo" remake also featuring an Obama lookalike ... nah, that would be too much.

Posted by Seajay | October 1, 2008 3:02 AM

can't span devilchildrens with anal, right?

Posted by mb | October 1, 2008 3:23 AM

@13: I dunno, I'm partial to Hello, I Must Be Coming.

Posted by flamingbanjo | October 1, 2008 5:52 AM

One of the porn studios had a Palin look-alike at Folsom St Fair last Sunday. The look was mostly hair/glasses/dress (face? not so much) but people were clamoring to get their picture taken with her anyway. No Todd look-alikes that I saw.

Posted by MyDogBen | October 1, 2008 6:35 AM

1. real clear electoral no toss up now showing OBa,a with over 340 electoral colelge votes and Florida AND Ohio moing into his column.

Ths is the huge electoral count we need for a real mandate.

2. Mr. Bailo:

the economy is crumbling. The GOP always wants to change the subject to culural issues, lifestyle, and personality. And you think it's important to note that Obama sai there is a remarkable resemblance b/ Fey and Palin, and the MSM media failure to raise a ruckus about this "gaffe" is important??

What. The. Fuck??????

"Hi, I'm a Republican. The economy is crumbling. MY plan for the future? I'm in favor of making sure that the MSM denounces people who say there is a reseblance between a comic actor and a VP comic."

3. Seems the economic troubles are the one way to drown out all the cultural nonsense and force the Dem. candidate to be heard on economics.

That part's kinda sad.

Go listen to the Sean Penn Willie Stark speech..........there's a way to talk economics and blame the right wing malefactors of great wealth...usually Dems. just don't do it.....

Posted by PC | October 1, 2008 6:54 AM

No anal? I'm a little disappointed.

Posted by Greg | October 1, 2008 7:17 AM

I'm assuming they already found the John McCain lookalike?

Posted by Jessica | October 1, 2008 7:21 AM


Good Troll. At least Obama doesn't lie about why he has to cancel appearances on television shows.

Posted by Banna | October 1, 2008 7:24 AM

Wait? What's the issue? There is a remarkable resemblance.

Which means... two birds with one stone: you get punters who want either Palin or Fey -alike porn.

Posted by daniel | October 1, 2008 7:37 AM

@13 and @16, you can argue about albums but In the Rear Tonight is clearly the best Collins single.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 1, 2008 7:49 AM

The Bush Doctrine
Wailin Palin
The Seduction of Joe Biden
Behind the White House Back Door
Lip Service
When Pit Bulls Attack

Posted by monkey | October 1, 2008 7:56 AM

Call me when they do the one with the Track and Levi look-alikes.

Posted by DJSauvage | October 1, 2008 8:10 AM

Better strike while the iron is hot, as they say! Probably by the end of the year, Palin will be the ex-governor of AK and a historical/shameful footnote.

Also, possibly a Wal*Mart spokesperson or a Fox News analyst.

Posted by Just Sayin' | October 1, 2008 8:13 AM


Posted by ERICA C. BARNETT'S #1 FAN | October 1, 2008 8:16 AM

Dick To Nowhere

Posted by superfrankenstein | October 1, 2008 8:39 AM

What? Why can't they just use the same actresses who always play the naughty librarians and demanding, lusty bosses?

@24: "The Bush Doctrine" is perfect. Relevant, succinct, and unintentional double entendre. I'm seriously tempted to use that one for a Photoshop project if I can find the free time.

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell | October 1, 2008 9:18 AM

Oh sweet Jesus, PC got trolled.

Posted by w7ngman | October 1, 2008 9:56 AM

Nailin Palin
Railin Palin (anal required)
Drill, Baby, Drill

Posted by C-man | October 3, 2008 2:43 PM

Drill Baby Drill!!!!! That's perfect

Posted by likie | October 4, 2008 9:02 PM

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