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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Speaking of Strangely Compelling Women Giving Can’t-Tear-Your-Eyes-Away-Even-Though-That-Lady’s-Clearly-Insane Speeches…

posted by on September 4 at 8:50 AM

…please prepare yourselves for another dose of America’s preeminent YouTube sex rambler/public-access TV host Alexyss K. Tylor.

Unlike Sarah Palin, Alexyss Tylor tells the truth.

Plus she’s not afraid to ask the big questions: “Can anyone turn you against dick?”

(Audio NSFW, and thank you, Slog tipper Clint.)

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Is this what they mean when they say the homosassys are recruiting our children?

Posted by Fnarf | September 4, 2008 9:07 AM

Why does she speak Ebonics when we all can tell she's not from there?

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | September 4, 2008 10:23 AM

i love this woman. what did she say?

Posted by adrian | September 4, 2008 10:55 AM

it might be the lighting, but she's creepy white. and i couldn't watch more than the first thirty seconds. quit yelling, lady.

Posted by sepiolida | September 4, 2008 10:58 AM

Yelling is what she does. Asking her to stop yelling is like trying to ask these mens to stop sticking they dicks all up in each other's AZZ and fucking the shit out they AZZ and they MAN PUSSY with they long dicks and big BALLS. Ain't gone happen, not with these sissies you been fucking so HARD.

I love how she lets out a little moan of pleasure and surprise every time she hits the cigar. She looks like she's about to pass out for a second.

Posted by Fnarf | September 4, 2008 11:30 AM

I LOVE how she speaks, erm, yells with such a knowing sense. It's almost like she's been "experimenting" with sticking some "dick" up "azz"...hmmm, really, where COULD she be getting her knowledge...cause she makes a solid case for man on man anal. All that nut "bussin'" and whatnot.

Posted by nipper | September 4, 2008 12:46 PM

Nice treatise on the intricate sexual politics of inter-african-american relations.

Posted by GK | September 4, 2008 12:56 PM

She should have been the speechwriter for Palin. Absolutely sensational.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 4, 2008 1:27 PM

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