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Friday, September 12, 2008

Savage Love Letter of the Day

posted by on September 12 at 16:11 PM


I can’t actually share today’s “Savage Love Letter of the Day” with you, dear readers, because the boy who wrote it asked me not to print his letter. He wanted private and confidential advice lest his boyfriend spot the letter—and their business—in my column. Now normally those requests annoy the crap out of me. But the author of the letter writer was kind enough to include a photo of his pretty spectacular ass and all was forgiven. Click on the image above for the full and—does it even need to be said?—NSFW shot.

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And, yes, before anyone asks: I posted the picture after getting the boy's permission.

Posted by Dan Savage | September 12, 2008 4:20 PM

Surely his boyfriend will recognize his unique testes?

Posted by Meagan | September 12, 2008 4:22 PM

it's the balls that impress me.

Posted by paulus | September 12, 2008 4:22 PM

very nice ass. And I just love those low hangers. I could have so much fun with those...

Posted by Mike in MO | September 12, 2008 4:24 PM

There's something perfect about his hair distribution.

Posted by Downright artistic | September 12, 2008 4:29 PM

Hey -- that's my boyfriend!!!

Posted by jojo | September 12, 2008 4:51 PM

Jesus. Do they bang on the stairs when he climbs them?

Posted by Fnarf | September 12, 2008 4:53 PM

My sensibilities are offended. I'm clutching my, um, pearls. Yeah, that's it. Pearls.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | September 12, 2008 5:27 PM

Christ, the kid must have to special-order his underpants.

Posted by Darcy | September 12, 2008 5:34 PM

Not good enough, Dan. We're going to need the full frontal shot too. Not another post to Slog until you make it happen, please.

Posted by oneway | September 12, 2008 5:36 PM

Reminds me of my boyfriend. There is something extremely yummy about gravity here.

Posted by Sceptica | September 12, 2008 6:11 PM

Jeez, is he in his 60s? I've never seem them hang like that on a non-AARP'er.

Posted by Big_K | September 12, 2008 6:39 PM

Er, was this picture relavant to his "problem"? Because if it is I don't think he actually has one.

Posted by Y.F. | September 12, 2008 6:55 PM

ok, butts and cakes. that's the ways to schmooze anything out of you. got it. a person would be wise to send a butt-shaped cake for a really really big favor, huh?. chocolate?

Posted by ellarosa | September 12, 2008 6:58 PM

He could get a job as a real estate assessor. If he sits on the toilet and they get wet, the water level is too high.

Posted by RainMan | September 12, 2008 6:59 PM

Could be worse:

And ^this^ guy got it on with Mischa Barton.

*shaking head*

Posted by TVDinner | September 12, 2008 7:56 PM

Looks a whooole lot like my gay ex-husband's ass/thighs/hands. That's a compliment. Yum.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | September 12, 2008 8:38 PM

Wait-- do I have this right? His boyfriend will recognize the letter, but won't recognize that ass? I think I can guess what was in the letter.... They boyfriend only wants to have sex while wearing clothes with the lights off.

Posted by eclexia | September 12, 2008 9:47 PM

Dan, your son must be proud.

Posted by Home Security | September 12, 2008 9:59 PM

Dan, you whore.

Posted by yuiop | September 13, 2008 12:34 AM

Oh, my kid likes me fine. Don't let him read Slog, though. That wouldn't be appropriate.

Posted by Dan Savage | September 13, 2008 9:41 AM

I guess he knows your "soft spot".

Posted by Vince | September 13, 2008 11:34 AM

Is that Cisco Adler?

Posted by uncouthheathen | September 13, 2008 9:34 PM

Nice low-hangers.

Posted by RG | September 14, 2008 5:55 AM

Is it normal for the dangly bits to hang down so you can see them like that from behind? Just curious...

Posted by Kristin Bell | September 14, 2008 7:05 AM

Wow. I'm a married, hetero woman and even I think that's a spectacular ass. Beauty truly transcends all doesn't it?

Dimples and short hairs and ball sacs, oh my. Dimples and short haris and ball sacs, oh my...

Posted by ScatteredSpirit | September 14, 2008 8:12 AM

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