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She is the most useless actress on the face of the earth. She's 100% aimless. "Ok, I'll do this." "Ok, I'll do that." "Ok, I don't make any fucking sense, and I suck ass at it all, but the sucking doesn't stop there! Next role here I cum!"

Posted by whore | September 11, 2008 2:35 PM

That site fucking rules, Paul. Fucking. RULES. My. World.

Posted by w7ngman | September 11, 2008 3:14 PM

my gratitude for cakewrecks is as deep as the ocean.

Posted by ams | September 11, 2008 3:17 PM


Who said Jessica Alba is an actress? I thought she was part of the set.

Posted by Miss Ognyist | September 11, 2008 7:45 PM

Well, whatever--go bondage fans--she's not the greatest actor, but she's willing to go to the line, yeah? Anyhow.

She,and everyone, should pay attention to the phrase made famous by MLK (if ya don't know who that is--leave Seattle now):

And of course it is probably paraphrased:
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
while the words may not be accurate, the sentiment surely is...

Posted by Vlad | September 11, 2008 11:47 PM

Wouldn't she look better trussed up on top of the Space Needle?

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 11, 2008 11:57 PM

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