Slog News & Arts

Line Out

Music & Nightlife

« Speaking of Urine Vandalism | Today The Stranger Suggests »

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Palin Abortion in Seattle

posted by on September 30 at 10:59 AM

Michelle Malkin and her followers are worked up about this Warholesque Greenwood-area stencil, Gurldoggie points out:


RSS icon Comments


Because one piece of graffiti and a shitty Cafe Press bumper sticker is a clear political trend. What, did she run out of Dunkin' Donuts spokeswomen to waterboard?

Posted by Ziggity | September 30, 2008 11:06 AM

Yes! America has a choice!

Posted by Ariel | September 30, 2008 11:07 AM

I'm more worried that people in Greenwood tip off Michelle Malkin.

Posted by Eek, a mouse! | September 30, 2008 11:10 AM

I just read a handful of comments over on the MM board. It's like the Bizarro version of Slog!

Posted by Matthew | September 30, 2008 11:10 AM

The comments are comic gold. One guy had the temerity to suggest that the stencil wasn't all that important cf. the collapse of the economy. MM slapped him down good and hard, and boy did he roll over with his tail between his legs. Free thinking conservatism at its best.

Posted by boyd main | September 30, 2008 11:12 AM

Geez, the people posting comments are even bigger glass-jawed cunts than she is (especially the dudes).

Posted by Dropping the C bomb | September 30, 2008 11:17 AM

@4, ahahaha totally. michelle malkin's comments even sound like a bizarro version of dan savage's comments:

Um, in case you hadnít noticed, I devoted the entire day to wall-to-wall coverage of the bailout debate, and Iíve spent the past year opposing every last bailout measure. I like to blog about other things, too. If they donít interest you, donít click.

also, one commenter found out our secret:

Why is the lipstick green? Perhaps because the color green is symbolic of Islam.
Posted by jrrrl | September 30, 2008 11:19 AM

Well, duh. And this is the EverGREEN State, after all. We're pretty much an Islamic terror state already, right? Don't get me started on the color of MONEY. Fucking imams on Wall Street, raping our babies.

Posted by Fnarf | September 30, 2008 11:29 AM

I've always found it funny that this bimbo has such thinly veiled racist attitudes. Kind of reminds me of Dave Chappelle's skit about the black white supremicist. Does she even own a mirror? Have her parents disowned her?

Posted by Sir Vic | September 30, 2008 11:32 AM

@3: Technically, 71st and Greenwood Avenue is considered Phinney Ridge. There is a cluster of churches right around there, too.

Posted by Bub | September 30, 2008 11:42 AM

Oh my stars, I love that stencil. Come on over to West Seattle, Palin aborters!

Posted by kerri harrop | September 30, 2008 11:43 AM

I'm with @4: I didn't think we had any Republicans in Greenwood. At least none virulent enough to alert Malkin. There goes the neighborhood. . .

Posted by Green Woodie | September 30, 2008 11:45 AM

@12- I think it's viral marketing by the stencilist. What better way to get people to see your art than piss off Michelle Malkin?

Posted by DWIGHT MOODY | September 30, 2008 11:53 AM

That's what I love about right-wing nut-cases - a little spray paint on a sidewalk and suddenly it's CODE RED ALERT! ZOMG! TEH ISLAMO-FASCISTS ARE A-COMING! CALL MICHELLE MALKIN, STAT!

They talk all hyper-macho, but it seems like even the smallest affront to their precarious self-image sends them all running around hiking their hems up off the ground like a cartoon granny being chased by a French-accented skunk; in other words, they're all a bunch of fucking cry-babies, scared of their own shadows.

Posted by COMTE | September 30, 2008 11:58 AM

I wish they'd abort Michelle Malkin while they're at it.

Posted by JJ | September 30, 2008 12:28 PM

@15 - boo-ya. Now somebody get to work on that stencil.

Posted by uncle baggy | September 30, 2008 12:36 PM

@14, nobody, but NOBODY, plays the victim card more readily than O'Reilly/Malkin Republicans.

Remember that Reagan-era trope of not being able to get ahead unless you're a gay, black, woman, disabled veteran? That's where it started. These people still stand around and tell that one to each other; I've heard them. Poor babies. White Republican men these days are just a passel of grievances.

Posted by Fnarf | September 30, 2008 1:08 PM

Yeah, well Fnarf, that's what happens when ya' let the women-folk have teh vote, and control over their wombs, and their own checking accounts, and other such nonsense - things just go completely to H-E-double hockey sticks in a hand basket.

And of course, who are the ones telling all these poor, white Repugs that it's all the fault of teh womens, and teh gays, and teh negrotinos that they're not pulling down million-dollar salaries? - Um, rich, white Repugs who DO pull down million-dollar salaries.

Go figure.

Posted by COMTE | September 30, 2008 1:26 PM

A deperate ploy to take people's minds off the Republican's blunder on the economy.

Posted by Vince | September 30, 2008 1:32 PM


Posted by Greg | September 30, 2008 1:37 PM

Did she ever think that perhaps the graffiti artist was a republican calling for Mccain to dump Palin for someone who is actually qualified? There is a whole group of them (including the editorial board of the National Review and recently George Will) that are upset about the choice of Palin. It could be the same person who did the rather racist "Hussein" Obama stencils in Fremont a couple of months ago.

Posted by Sad Comment | September 30, 2008 2:21 PM

Bunch a worthless fetuses.

Posted by HuskyQuaker | September 30, 2008 7:32 PM

Comments Closed

Comments are closed on this post.