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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternative Deathstyle

posted by on September 4 at 16:00 PM


Via Boing Boing, this is a homophobic comic book from the 1980s by a hate monger named Dick Hafer (which, it must be noted, sounds suspiciously close to “dick huffer.”) It’s worth reading the whole nauseating thing, if just for the ultimate joy of knowing that Dick Hafer is dead.

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I'd actually like to buy that.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | September 4, 2008 4:03 PM

I still don't know how to read. You see, I'm just too busy fisting myself.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 4, 2008 4:04 PM

You can watch old Dragnet episodes on Hula. It's hilarious (and sometimes stupifyingly boring, it has to be said) listening to Jack Webb pontificate about the evils of pot and pornography. Oh, if he could see the world now.

Posted by Terry | September 4, 2008 4:06 PM

His printing is rather effeminate.

Posted by DOUG. | September 4, 2008 4:08 PM

Not to mention the fact that the Sodioms cause hypertension and heart disease.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | September 4, 2008 4:08 PM

Good Lord! This is ridiculously entertaining. Toss in some in-betweens, like Slog time and time spent in front of a mirror, that's my life. (And I love every second of it.)

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 4, 2008 4:11 PM

What IS our hidden agenda?

I've been looking in every public restroom, park and rest stop in the country, and I've yet to find it...

Posted by michael strangeways | September 4, 2008 4:19 PM

I dunno. The statistic on the right side of this page would take the cake as ludicrous, even if I thought the statistic held any water.

"Well, most sodomites report their first sexual experience was a homosexual on. 85

"Conversely, 96% of heterosexual males said that their first sexual encounter was with a female."

If it told me anything, it would merely be that a higher percentage of gays were willing to cop to having an early sexual encounter with someone who wasn't of their preference.

But if you came up with the statistics on what percentage of people had their first sexual encounters with people with any other segment of sexual preference, hair color, body type, ethnicity, etc. and found that a higher percentage of people's first sexual encounter was with someone who fit that, it would merely be the dullest statistic ever.

"Most dudes who like chicks with big tits said their first sexual encounters were with large breasted women..."


Posted by Neil | September 4, 2008 4:20 PM

Is it just me, or did the skinny, afroed, uniformed 'Queer' look a lot like a cross between Heat Miser and his brother, Frost Miser from "The Year without a Santa Claus"?

Posted by michael strangeways | September 4, 2008 4:24 PM
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | September 4, 2008 4:27 PM

Gay men apparently have all the fun.

Mr. Strangeways, Snow Miser was far more dapper. (Why do I love that stupid cartoon so much, why, why, why)

Posted by PopTart | September 4, 2008 4:30 PM

now, JTC, that's very nice but I'll have to ask you to keep your nasty, dirty saliva away from me...

Posted by michael strangeways | September 4, 2008 4:33 PM


Posted by michael strangeways | September 4, 2008 4:34 PM

funny...looks like something dan savage would write.

Posted by bob | September 4, 2008 4:37 PM

Once in a while turn the question around, and examine how much hate and aggression is turned on heterosexuals by gay and bi-men especially around the Puget Sound.

Posted by John Bailo | September 4, 2008 4:37 PM


And what the fuck is up with insinuating all gays like to rub shit on each other...?

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | September 4, 2008 4:45 PM

And uninteresting.

Posted by Stay at home dad | September 4, 2008 4:55 PM

@15 - yup, there's a never-ending stream of stories about straight-bashing in the papers. *rolling eyes* What an asinine assertion.

I love how horrified the author is by the very idea of fellatio, "they actually TAKE the PENIS in their MOUTH!" To quote Robin Williams' character in Good Morning Vietnam, "there's a man in DIRE need of a blowjob."

Posted by Geni | September 4, 2008 5:00 PM

@15: Actually, Johnny, I am a straight guy who has lived in the Puget Sound area for almost eleven years, ten of which on Capitol Hill, and I have never felt any hatred directed against me by gay or bi men. Of course, I'm not a right wing homophobic bigot, so that must explain the difference between my experience and yours.

Posted by RainMan | September 4, 2008 5:00 PM

This reminds me of a mystery/detective series written during the late sixties to mid seventies in San Francisco by a woman who hated the 'Mos just as much as the Dick Huffer. I always wondered why somebody who hated homos and hippies, and minorities and the civil rights movement as much as her moved to San Francisco. I can't for the life of me remember her name. I think it started with an L.

Posted by tangent | September 4, 2008 5:20 PM

Drugs and "penis-shaped electric vibrators"? Sounds like a Monday to me, and I'm not even gay.

Posted by laureney | September 4, 2008 5:52 PM

I save the eating and rubbing shit on myself for Thursdays, though.

Posted by laureney | September 4, 2008 6:02 PM

What's a sooomite?

Posted by sockpuppet | September 4, 2008 6:27 PM

Did current Seattle City Council Member Tim Burgess help write this ?

Just wonderin, it reads like it came from his old buddies and PR clients at Concerned Women of America.

Posted by Larry | September 4, 2008 6:27 PM

You people disgust me.

Posted by Chalupa Alcatraz-Bailo | September 4, 2008 6:30 PM

Jack Chick is way more entertaining.

Posted by TMW | September 4, 2008 7:05 PM

@ 18: Nice GMV reference.

Posted by Mike in MO | September 4, 2008 8:34 PM

It really read more like a parody of Jack Chick tracks, then released on the evangelicals as if it were for real. I was greatly entertained.

Posted by Patrick | September 4, 2008 8:42 PM

"Two of them even handle food, is that safe?"

"Probably not."

Haha. This is too over-the-top to be offensive.

Posted by Lawrence | September 5, 2008 8:39 AM

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