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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Headline of the Day

posted by on September 16 at 16:15 PM

Bush has benign lesion removed from forehead

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I had a benign Bush removed from my ass. Yunk.

Posted by FRUITCAKEpuppet | September 16, 2008 4:20 PM

What about the malignant growth between his shoulders? What are they gonna do about that?

Posted by Darby McDevitt | September 16, 2008 4:33 PM

so they removed his brain?

Posted by Gordon Werner | September 16, 2008 4:56 PM

Unfortunately, upon further examination, the so-called "benign lesion" was determined to be the President's brain.

President Bush, currently vacationing in Texas was quoted as saying, "Well, whatever the heck it was they removed, all I know is, I feel a hell of a lot better!"

Posted by COMTE | September 16, 2008 4:56 PM

Anyone remember when he had one of these at the onset of his term? (A lesion, not a brain).

Posted by laterite | September 16, 2008 5:05 PM

Oops! It was Athena, Goddess of War. Narrowly avoided that one, whew.

Posted by Ariel | September 16, 2008 5:13 PM

What's the difference between George W. Bush and Sarah Palin?

George W. Bush IS a retarded son.

Zing! Thank you very much. I have others.

Posted by Mahtli69 in Taiwan | September 16, 2008 5:22 PM

America has a malignant lesion it needs removed, and it's that guy who just had a benign lesion removed.

Posted by east coaster | September 16, 2008 5:25 PM

Or, the tumor had a malignant Bush removed from its forehead. This is the luckiest day in that poor tumor's life.

Posted by Fawxer | September 16, 2008 5:25 PM

Don't mind me -- just geeking out over the word "squamous." Shaped like or covered in scales. Delicious!

Posted by Alicia | September 16, 2008 5:32 PM

Actually, Cheney was teabagging Bush. Omigod! They just cut off the VP's balls!

Posted by Smartypants | September 17, 2008 12:29 AM

Nothing about Bush is benign.

Nero. In spades.

Posted by Mr. X | September 17, 2008 1:03 AM

"Bush has benign lesion removed from forehead"

Dick Cheney is said to be resting comfortably after the procedure despite being in a towering rage at being inaccurately described as "benign".

Posted by The Gay Curmudgeon | September 17, 2008 2:29 PM

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