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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Good Morning!

posted by on September 25 at 10:30 AM

The New York Times illustrated an arts short about the proposed musical adaptation of American Psycho with this picture of Christian Bale from the 2000 film version of Bret Easton Ellis’ 1991 novel.


There are worse ways to start the day than with a perfectly gratuitous shot of Christian Bale’s unbelievably sexy armpits, abs, shoulders, tits, etc. This photo only appeared in the print edition of the NYT, though, so web-only readers missed out. Keep the eye candy coming, NYT photo editors, and I’ll never let my subscription lapse.

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Hmmm... nicely toned muscles, but he needs a little fat to round out those hard edges. More bacon for that boy!

Posted by Brendan | September 25, 2008 10:32 AM

jesus, shaving the chest is bad enough, but the armpits, too?

Posted by brandon | September 25, 2008 10:38 AM

@2...doesn't that sort of go with the character he's portraying?

Bale is hot...but I never can find him too sexy after recalling watching him in "The Machinist"...

Posted by cunei4m | September 25, 2008 10:48 AM

I'm guessing the pubes got buzzed too. Never saw the movie.

Posted by bronson | September 25, 2008 10:48 AM

I'd drink his bathwater...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | September 25, 2008 10:49 AM

Why must you insist on calling men's pectorals "tits"? It is off-putting to say the least.

Posted by ams | September 25, 2008 10:51 AM

That makes me insecure.

At least I have found ladies that like burly men.

Posted by fatty fatty 2x4... | September 25, 2008 10:54 AM

That can't be real, can it? Holy shit.

Posted by Vasya | September 25, 2008 10:54 AM

The abs are the best part of this shot... particularly the lower ads. I would like to lick something off of them.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 25, 2008 11:16 AM

So that's his trick to staying cut: Just flex all of your muscles all of the time--even when you're laying down.

Posted by sleestak | September 25, 2008 11:19 AM

No. That is too much. He is too ripped. Not for me.

Posted by Anne | September 25, 2008 11:35 AM


Posted by Greg | September 25, 2008 12:09 PM

Maybe it's the lighting but it kinda looks like his skin's been flayed off.

Posted by Vinylsaurus | September 25, 2008 12:27 PM

I let my NYT subscription lapse just yesterday and no amount of naked Bale is going to get me back in their good-graces. I still get the Sunday Times but, sweet Jesus, the weekday editions are mostly unreadable and packed with advertisements. I loved you NYT, but I have to let you go. You kind of suck now.

Posted by DENVEROPOLIS | September 25, 2008 12:34 PM

He's the goddamn Batman, folks.

Posted by Halloween Jack | September 25, 2008 12:56 PM

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