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I'd go with the health headline of "6 ways to save save money on drugs"

Posted by Little Red Ryan Hood | September 25, 2008 4:01 PM

I can't imagine why or how this has gone on so long; I've seen the little t-shirt icons next to each headline for like 5 months now and they're all stuuuuppppid

They must have signed a horrible horrible accident of a contract

Posted by Non | September 25, 2008 4:08 PM

I'd have to go with "Please Keep Paying your Mortgage" myself.

Posted by PopTart | September 25, 2008 4:09 PM

Since when did CNN become The Onion? This is flippin' stranger.

Oh, here we go: "Soccer player tortured, slain"

A laugh riot!

Posted by Levislade | September 25, 2008 4:17 PM

I meant "strange." We're on the flippin' Stranger.

Posted by Levislade | September 25, 2008 4:21 PM

Dull? Not if they use e-ink and a headline updater app connected to your wireless phone. Your network-attached t-shirt would have the most current headlines possible. Dry clean only.

Posted by treacle | September 25, 2008 5:49 PM

I blogged the same idea yesterday, and a few months back, too. Here are my recent faves:

--How Would You Spend $700B?

--Bald Chicken Wears Sweater

--Breast Milk Ice Cream

--63 Charged with Killing Boss Who Fired Them

In April you coulda gotten:

--National Snoring Week

--All Hail the King of Comedy Kung Fu

--Cops: Gangster video stars gun-waving granny

...and, best of all..

--One Word to Describe Your Mom

Can we get a petition going or something?

Posted by Jason Kuznicki | September 25, 2008 5:50 PM

No Justice In America.

a headline for the past 8 years.

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 25, 2008 10:47 PM

It wasn't CNN, but I always loved the one: "Rosie Slams Bush".

Posted by Parris | September 26, 2008 1:17 PM

Cheese Lust!!!

... but them, I'm kinky.

Posted by Brandon Burt | September 28, 2008 10:32 PM

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