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good thing he's in jail now, where nobody will be forced to watch and hear him masturbate from an enclosed area.

Posted by jrrrl | September 30, 2008 4:35 PM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon . . . you know, cause I've worked in a lot of (parks), and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by Todd | September 30, 2008 4:36 PM

He's a weenie wagger, not a penis-wagger

Posted by Weenie Wagger | September 30, 2008 4:38 PM

Bad choice of venue. If he'd gone to Woodland Park he'd probably have gotten much more favorable attention.

Posted by Greg | September 30, 2008 4:42 PM

How can it be exhibitionism if it wasn't his penis?

Posted by bohica | September 30, 2008 4:45 PM

"What turns me on is you guys looking and laughing."

Um, Kelly Lee, sweetie, those people are laughing at you, not with you.

Posted by yucca flower | September 30, 2008 4:45 PM

Isn't Penis-Wagger one of those hip new hyphenated last names?

Posted by J.R. | September 30, 2008 4:53 PM

John Bailo got arrested?

Posted by Green Lake Hotdog Stand | September 30, 2008 5:55 PM

@8 for the obvious win.

Yet another Bush cabinet member won't be able to serve in the McCain misadministration ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 30, 2008 7:35 PM


who cares

is this not a fair sized international city?

of course we need to spend tons of money and police effort and jail services to end this non-violent wacky behavior

the lady is a silly prude - missed a chance for some real sex ed talks with her kids

Posted by Gene | September 30, 2008 7:45 PM

He locked someone up. That's kidnapping or false arrest or something. With a record like that, including locking someone up in a store, why's he not in jail already?

And it's oru failure to get all the weirdos out of the parks and buses that lets these public spaces be abandoned by too many people, then they get run down, then the middle class just moves into a gated community and there is no "community" in a park or on a bus anymore.

but props to @5 you ought to go to law school with a clever thought like that....

I can just see Rumpole of Old Bailey getting the guy off with an argument like that.

("No pun intended" x 2).

Posted by PC | September 30, 2008 7:55 PM


And if he had exposed himself to children, what then? What gets him off is letting women know that he will use us for his sexual gratification without our consent. That is not "wacky" behavior, it is criminal behavior and he deserves to go to jail.

Eat shit and die, asshole.

Posted by keshmeshi | September 30, 2008 8:29 PM

@10 "...real sex ed talks with her kids":

"And this, Megan dear, is just like a prick, only smaller."

Posted by rob | September 30, 2008 8:50 PM


The story of how you have been used is likely the better of the posts - go on.

Is this guy your brother or an old boyfriend?

Flashers are bizarre, common, and for me trivial.
As for the kids, just be truthful and matter of fact. The daughters will giggle and move on, the boys give a shit about weird... more curious about his cock.... cocks.

Posted by Gene | October 1, 2008 5:03 AM

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