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Monday, September 29, 2008

Beauty Trouble

posted by on September 29 at 17:18 PM

What Palin’s beauty did to the president of Pakistan:

A Pakistani cleric has issued a fatwa against Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari for flirting with US Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.


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Finally, some good moral family values!!!!

Posted by Andrew | September 29, 2008 5:29 PM


Posted by Greg | September 29, 2008 5:36 PM

Well, Benazir's dead and buried. Is the man supposed to remain celibate for the rest of his life?

Posted by rob | September 29, 2008 5:48 PM

I'd love to see Asif Ali Zardari issue an official statement of: "she wishes!"

Posted by Dougsf | September 29, 2008 5:51 PM


Posted by greendyke | September 29, 2008 6:20 PM

Well shit, maybe we do need her.

Posted by Mikey Garcia | September 29, 2008 6:27 PM

Lotta dough on the line.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | September 29, 2008 7:26 PM

Want to take out male Middle East leaders we can't stand? Send her to meet them while a camera is recording everything.

Posted by apres_moi | September 29, 2008 7:41 PM

Oh now, be nice. We're all going to have to sit down with these people, hold hands, and sing "Kum Ba Yah" with them after President Obama talks with them, aren't we?

Posted by Seajay | September 29, 2008 7:45 PM

Conduct your own Palin interview:

Posted by DavidC | September 29, 2008 7:59 PM

This economy is only going to get worse. Stop clubbing. Buy Campbell's soup. Buy Kraft dinner. Drink at home.

Posted by stopclubbing | September 29, 2008 8:12 PM

Ask Anthony Hecht, who reported that of all the stocks in the S&P 500, only Campbell's Soup increased. 499 fell.

Kraft started advertising Kool-Aid after eleven years had elapsed.

Something is happening. Stay at home. Do not spend, especially on clubbing.

Posted by stopclubbing | September 29, 2008 8:23 PM

Stop clubbing seals. With the economy this bad, how can you afford to be out on the ice clubbing seals? Stay at home and eat Campbell's soup. Whether hearty beef stock or genuine chicken stock, the stock in Campbell's soup won't let you down like some other stocks we could name.

Do not spend, especially on clubbing seals. The only seals you should be breaking are the seals on cans of delicious Campbell's soup, which come in many flavorful varieties and are made with natural ingredients. Campbell's Soup: Melamine-free since 1869!

Posted by stopclubbingSeals | September 29, 2008 8:45 PM

for christ's sake, Stop Clubbing Seals And Crofts. Or Krofts, not sure. But after eating can after can of botulism-ridden Campbell's Beef Stock, they are long dead. Or they probably are. Or dammit, they outta be, after all that Clubbing.

Posted by stopclubbingsealsandcrofts | September 29, 2008 8:49 PM


Posted by drewl | September 29, 2008 9:07 PM

Another great liberal Martin Sheen comes out against Initiative 1000.

Listen to his radio ad opposing assisted suicide.

Posted by yellowdogD | September 29, 2008 9:17 PM

Stop Clubbing Sid & Marty Krofts.

The Banana Bunch and H R Puffenstuff were funny.

Posted by Malcolm in Sydney | September 29, 2008 10:14 PM

On a 2nd thought, I do think this was a big mistake made by the campaign. they should've consulted the state department on how to dress when meeting world leaders of the Islamic nations. I don't think I've never seen Condi Rice or Palosi meet leaders of Islamic nations dressed provocatively.

Clearly, she could start wars based on her lack of intelligence on different cultures.

Posted by apres_moi | September 30, 2008 12:14 AM

It struck me that Republican jokes have become the new drug jokes.

Like in 1975 on Saturday Night Live, if you wanted to get a laugh all you had to do was make an allusion to smoking or taking drugs. The audience laughed...the cast laughed...people with a sense of comedy...well, we waited for it to pass.

Now SNL has fallen into it's old habit, but by using Palin or McCain jokes. They don't even have to write real jokes or lines, just wheel out a Palin imitator and everyone starts to titter.

For me, there's nothing more unfunny than a bunch of stoners giggling over something that seems really, really funny to them and it's worse if you put it on television. Same with Republican jokes by Libs.

Posted by John Bailo | September 30, 2008 12:40 AM

Palin is pure comedy gold, Fail-O.

Your posts, unintentionally funny though they are, don't even begin to come close.

Posted by Mr. X | September 30, 2008 12:46 AM

Could be true, but I would confirm it--this is an Indian website and, as someone who is living in India right now, I can confirm that the Indian media makes stuff up all the time.

Posted by DilliDude | September 30, 2008 1:51 AM

Am I the only one out here who can't stop seeing Tina Fey when they look at Palin? And of course, every time I think of Tina Fey as Palin I have to laugh, so...every time I see Palin what do I do? Laugh! lol If McCain and Palin get elected, at least there will be some awesome SNL moments! lol Is it worth 4 more years of hell? Uhmm...okay, maybe not, but I can't stop laughing at Palin/Tina Fey/Palin!

Posted by Kristin Bell | September 30, 2008 5:58 AM

I predict that Sarah Palin's tits will bring about the end of the world.

Posted by Nixor | September 30, 2008 7:04 AM

@22 when Tina Fey won her Emmy last week, afterward at a press conference she said something along the lines of that she never, ever, wants to have to play Sarah Palin after Nov 4. Please help that happen (to the audience)...

It was really cute

Posted by Non | September 30, 2008 8:10 AM

Stop clubbing Cialis!

Posted by Seajay | September 30, 2008 8:18 AM

Conservatism is as conservatism does, in Alaska as in Pakistan.

Just sayin'.

Posted by Jeff Stevens | September 30, 2008 8:30 AM

Green eyed Islamic monster.

Posted by Vince | September 30, 2008 8:39 AM

Fundamentalism, that is.

Fundamentalism is as fundamentalism does.

Forgive me, fellow Sloggers. To Slog, and therefore to err, is human. Ain't that so?

Posted by Jeff Stevens | September 30, 2008 8:55 AM

"beauty" might be overstating her charms a wee bit.

Posted by ellarosa | September 30, 2008 10:35 AM

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