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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Zoo II: The Eatening

posted by on August 20 at 14:00 PM

Adfreak believes that this ad…

…is about a cow who is mad for not being eaten. I’m not so sure that that’s the case. Maybe because of my innate Catholic carnivorous guilt, I initially assumed that the cow is mad because he’s eating an animal. But whatever the case, one thing is absolutely clear: That guy has fucked that cow on more than one occasion. And this is a really creepy ad.

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So a guy is fucking a cow. What's so creepy about Tuesday?

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 20, 2008 2:03 PM

It's that lonely parking-lot-in-the-middle of nowhere vibe that makes this extra-creepy; I kept expecting it to end with the guy getting out of his car and finding a metal hoof dangling from the door latch.

And what kind of skeeze drives a STATION WAGON in this day-and-age?

Posted by COMTE | August 20, 2008 2:16 PM

Catholics guilt about carnivores? You forgot the ritual cannibalism of Jesus. I guess some meat is o.k.

Posted by Vince | August 20, 2008 2:16 PM

@3: [Insert holy cow pun here]

Posted by Paul Constant | August 20, 2008 2:27 PM

necrophilial chicken cunnilingus will anger your cow bitch. noted.

Posted by chops | August 20, 2008 2:34 PM

He IS fucking the cow. And he's cheating on her with a hamburger. In fact, it's probably a Fatal Attraction kind of thing, wherein he's actually cheating on his human wife with the cow in the first place.

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell | August 20, 2008 2:57 PM

Isn't the ad illegal in our state, since it clearly promotes illicit behavior?

Let's get Dino Nazi Rossi on that - they love messing with animals ... no! back off, Dino! you're not supposed to do that!

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 20, 2008 3:00 PM

Here's another ad in that campaign:

I know the actor in this one, Jay from TROOP!. He's good people.

Posted by Yogi | August 20, 2008 3:10 PM

The cow's obviously angry about not getting eaten. Did you listen to the tagline? "Chicken so good, you'll cheat on beef." The guy's eating a chicken sandwich, and the cow's angry because he's not eating beef.

Posted by EarBucket | August 20, 2008 7:11 PM

@8, he also played Dean in the wonderful film "Big Eden," a character who loves his gay friend and wants him to be happy so much that when they reunite as adults, he tries to become gay for him. (It doesn't work out and that's okay.) God I love that movie.

Posted by Emily | August 21, 2008 1:17 PM

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