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They look like blue sopiapillas.

Posted by catnextdoor | August 26, 2008 8:37 AM

Cialis Pro lasts longer than Cialis, up to 48 instead of 36. From what I've experienced with it, it keeps their dick hard but they always seem to have trouble feeling sensation and their body gets incredibly hot and then they just need to stop, which is horrible and completely unsatisfying for moi. Stick to Cialis, daddies.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 26, 2008 8:38 AM

Anyone else getting the really insulting Viagra/Cialis spam? The ones that have subject lines that launch right into emasculating insults, like "No need to kill yourself over a tiny wang" or "Might still be a way to keep your girlfriend"...?

Posted by Just Sayin' | August 26, 2008 8:52 AM

All my spam is in Arabic.

Posted by Gloria | August 26, 2008 8:57 AM

I wish there were more products marketed to executive sex workers.

Posted by Aislinn | August 26, 2008 8:58 AM

I don't care how long and hard your dick is, you can't touch my heart through my vagina.

And thank you Mr. Poe, for offering us your wisdom, so that others can benefit from all your hard work.

Posted by PopTart | August 26, 2008 8:58 AM

I had more to say, but the spam filter on Slog doesn't like this topic at all.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 26, 2008 9:01 AM

I love getting spam like this...affirms how great it is to have a big dick like I do.

Posted by Non | August 26, 2008 9:30 AM

is a site where this guy draws comics based on these random-ish spam subject lines. The puns practically write themselves.

Posted by JC | August 26, 2008 9:42 AM

Oh, baby, let me nudge your spleen.

Posted by Fnarf | August 26, 2008 9:59 AM

touch her heart with your new womb? well, that don't make no kinda sense.

Posted by ellarosa | August 26, 2008 10:02 AM

I received some spam over the weekend that somehow combined two usual spam topics:

MBA Degree Will Pleasure Her Deeper

Posted by Bont | August 26, 2008 10:40 AM

There are four versions available of Viagra & Cialis, just like Microsoft Vista. I hope they have better hardware compatibility...

Posted by E | August 26, 2008 10:41 AM

"To know life you must fuck it... in the liver."

Posted by COMTE | August 26, 2008 10:42 AM

E@13: Just reinstall and wait for Service Pack 3.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | August 26, 2008 11:14 AM


Posted by dre | August 26, 2008 12:23 PM

I saw an add last night for 24/7/365 cialis. Because you need to be ready all the time.

Posted by dwight moody | August 26, 2008 12:32 PM

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