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I dunno- France?

Posted by Cattymaran | August 4, 2008 11:44 AM

France would seem a good fit, the french read philosophy books the same way Americans read self-help books, compulsively and without understanding the content or purpose of the books.

Posted by vooodooo84 | August 4, 2008 11:48 AM

Man, there isn't a project Anne Hathaway will say no to.

Charles, for Barthian reasons, China. You must go to China next.

Posted by joeyp | August 4, 2008 11:54 AM

Cloud CuckooLand?

Posted by michael strangeways | August 4, 2008 12:02 PM

There were tornados just out side of London last time I was there. It was freaky.

Posted by scharrera | August 4, 2008 12:10 PM

Three of those citizenships seem related by the Commonwealth, and two are simply a name change for a country. Why not do the easy thing and wait for America to collapse. Then you can be a citizen of Cascadia.

Posted by Gitai | August 4, 2008 12:10 PM

Just dont try South Africa Charles. It would appear that Zimbaweans(sp?) are not welcomed there.

Posted by SeMe | August 4, 2008 12:11 PM

I'd say Canada.

It's a good choice.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 4, 2008 12:14 PM

Sovereign nation of Washington?

Posted by Vince | August 4, 2008 12:15 PM

The U.S. is the tornado capital of the world, and no one can take that away from us. Can I get a U-S-A! U-S-A!?

They're not just for razing cornfields though. When my mom was a girl in Toledo, a tornado took out both her neighbors' homes, but luckily jumped over hers.

Posted by Dougsf | August 4, 2008 12:20 PM

Tornadoes strike lower-income places (the classic example being those that hit trailer parks), regardless, I think, of nation. I have walked the dogshit-covered streets of Lille and can say that it is kind of the Spokane/Buffalo/Fresno, etc., of France. Not surprised.

Posted by bronkitis | August 4, 2008 12:28 PM

French tornadoes are not the same as American ones. They speak, um, French.

Posted by DaiBando | August 4, 2008 12:32 PM

Chuck, I'd say you've achieved at least Permenant Resident status in the State of Intoxication.

Posted by Providence | August 4, 2008 12:37 PM

Stemming from both observation and intuition about your personality, Charles, I would have to say that you will become your own nation. The dimensions of your "self" have become legendary and, as such, require their own domain.


Posted by Mother | August 4, 2008 12:53 PM

Really Charles, information about tornados is a click away on the Internet (gasp!). Takes about 4 seconds to find out the answers to your meteorology questions....I suspect you are just doing your ususal bombastic Socratic style where you already know the answer. This is probably true for your non-sequitor second question, too.

Posted by Hartiepie | August 4, 2008 1:09 PM


Posted by COMTE | August 4, 2008 1:30 PM

I'd hit it. Remember, with Charles it's always about the pudendum. Marxism, like everything else invented by men, is all about getting laid. Economic and social theory is just a smoke screen to distract his target.

Posted by Smade | August 4, 2008 1:31 PM

Inquired Charles Mudede, "What next will I become?"

If there's still a stack of cans of Rize in Kelly O's office, then Charles, you know what to do.

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Insatiable Sulk | August 4, 2008 7:06 PM

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