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Friday, August 1, 2008

So You’ll Remember Slog All Weekend Long

posted by on August 1 at 17:02 PM

What’s more disturbing: this video, which supposedly points out how clean a hotel chain rooms are…

…or the fact that, without a doubt, somebody out there can’t stop masturbating to these videos?

Also, the Extended Stay website has a series of commercials promoting various elements of their hotels—in-room kitchens, laundries, gyms, multiple locations—and their new mascot lady licks each feature in turn.

(Via AdFreak.)

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You guys are sick.

And so is the hotel chain.

Now, if she was dressed up as a Furry Vampire ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 1, 2008 5:23 PM

That is absolutely disgusting. If their mascot is doing THAT then I don't want to know what ELSE is acceptable in their chain! Yech!

Posted by zgirl | August 1, 2008 5:34 PM

Don't understand. Now somebody's gotta go clean all the stuff she licked. And disinfect it, too, one presumes. Because nothing is dirtier than the human mouth, right?

Posted by Cornichon | August 1, 2008 5:48 PM

OMG, she put the spoon back in the drawer! is that supposed to make me want to stay there? It is one thing to watch her lick things (though The toilet was maybe a little over the top) but to have a slobbery spoon when she is not there in person is kind of gross. Since they have a zillion locations the odds that I will run into her in person are pretty slim.

BTW it is not that easy to type one handed

Posted by Not my real name | August 1, 2008 5:56 PM

Wow... that's even worse than trying to get you to buy peanuts by showing an ugly chick rubbing them all over herself.

Posted by That's only cool if she'd lick me. | August 1, 2008 6:05 PM

Wow, I didn't realize I had a 'lick everything in the hotel room' fetish.

That was amazingly hot.

Posted by Rich | August 1, 2008 7:53 PM

John Waters's favorite hotel, no doubt.

Posted by Fnarf | August 1, 2008 8:56 PM

shit, i almost masturbated to this video, until she licked the toilet, that was a bit of a boner killer.

Posted by douglas | August 1, 2008 9:34 PM

The toilet seat licking was the perfect video metaphor for the act of commenting on Slog.

Posted by Bob | August 2, 2008 7:34 AM

Do you all remember how Dan Savage got into legal trouble for licking door knobs at Gary Baurer's campaign for president in Iowa back in the 90's?

Posted by raindrop | August 2, 2008 8:09 AM

The girl looks so small town slut, it's like she stepped out of my extensive amateur collection to make this video.

Posted by Matthew | August 2, 2008 10:08 AM

I call bullshit. When she lifts the lid on the toilet, it's clearly empty. Plus, when she licks the rim of the bowl, her hair falls into it, yet when she raises her head - not a strand of it appears to have gotten wet.

Still, it DOES give a completely new spin on the idea of "maid service"...

Posted by COMTE | August 2, 2008 10:46 AM

I hate to say it but that actually turned me on.

Posted by Man | August 2, 2008 11:13 AM

I stayed at an Extended Stay in Northgate last year.

No hot amateur porn girls, just a clueless Russian running the desk who threatened to evict me (4 days into my stay) because she hadn't properly filed the paperwork she swore I never signed.

Posted by CM | August 2, 2008 11:29 AM

Thanks for the suggestion - Oh, I'm so ashamed.

Posted by Dave | August 2, 2008 9:48 PM

I INSTANTLY thought of Slog when I saw this on PostSecret today!

Posted by Cattymaran | August 4, 2008 12:58 AM

That was disgusting....ugghh...yeah, and you know there is some freak out there masturbating to it!!! GAH!!!

Posted by K. | August 4, 2008 4:45 AM

If this creeps you out, you probably don't want to know that I make a habit of rubbing phone handsets on my crotch in hotel rooms just because the thought of people putting my crotch-cooties up against their heads without knowing makes me laugh. (hint: I am not an attractive young woman. Actually, I'm 0 for 3 - not attractive, young, or female.) But they clean the phone handset after every visitor. Right? So you only get my crotch cooties after they've been smooshed around by a stanky rag. Bet that makes you feel a lot better.

Posted by no | August 4, 2008 3:49 PM

I think the irony of this is that she just made everything in there dirty...oh so dirty...

Posted by Kizmeet | August 4, 2008 3:58 PM

I think the irony of this is that she just made everything in there dirty...oh so dirty...

Posted by Kizmeet | August 4, 2008 3:58 PM

That's hot.

Posted by Jay | August 4, 2008 5:21 PM

i'm turned on! hehehe!

Posted by joes | August 4, 2008 8:47 PM

The part that made me gag wasn't the toilet, it was the phone.

GRODY, friend. People's EARS have been on that. The INSIDES of their EARS.

I guess you could say the same thing about the toilet and bums, though. Never mind.

Posted by Charlie | August 4, 2008 9:25 PM

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Posted by Puck | August 4, 2008 11:11 PM

What is more disgusting is the idea that some poor bastard used that room after she put her disgusting porno tongue over everything.

I am not surprised men are turned on by it...that was the intent !

Yet another example of civilization moving backwards.

Posted by Ticky | August 4, 2008 11:48 PM

This was an amateur production faking at making a commercial for Shows anyone can fall for 'viral marketing', even when it's the inverse: an actual amateur vid pretending to be an ad.

Posted by x-file | August 5, 2008 12:09 AM

It *was* clean until that crazy bitch licked everything.

Posted by jeremy | August 5, 2008 12:11 AM

worst advertising ever. dumb and gross. wtf

Posted by blablabla | August 5, 2008 9:42 AM

she is now dead.

Posted by carl marx | August 5, 2008 10:25 AM

That was hot, assuming she doused everything in chlorhexadine and isopropryl alcohol before licking. Otherwise I agree with carl marx, and she is now dead.

Posted by karuna | August 5, 2008 3:28 PM

I just want to know her name and if there is porn of her? She's got me interested...

Posted by Epheros | August 5, 2008 7:23 PM

Notice she didn't touch the bed spread. No amount of bleach can get the ick off of those.

Posted by Auntie Septic | August 6, 2008 3:52 PM

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