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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Smelled in the Office

posted by on August 28 at 11:59 AM

This thing:


Dear god! It smells like Schmader’s been smoking sherm up in here. Why, unless you have to write “Spring Break! (boobies/penis)” on something that doesn’t belong to you, why would you use anything but these:


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It was for an ART PROJECT. What have you got against ART?!

But seriously, who knew a fucking Sharpie could contaminate an entire office space for an entire day? The thing's been capped for an hour, and it still smells like a bottle of video head cleaner in here....sorry. (Lindy used it the killer marker, too, FYI....)

Posted by David Schmader | August 28, 2008 12:09 PM

Well, at least we know that the taggers who use these are shortening their lives.

Posted by Fnarf | August 28, 2008 12:11 PM

Schmader just wants everyone to think that he only uses Magnums.

Posted by Mahtli69 | August 28, 2008 12:12 PM

The Magnum makes is great for posters.

Posted by inkweary | August 28, 2008 12:25 PM

I bet you guys are still scared to open the windows, after the Giant Moth Incident.

Posted by kerri harrop | August 28, 2008 12:28 PM

Are you making banners for a pep rally?

Posted by brian | August 28, 2008 12:46 PM

Guys, the high school fall play doesn't start advertising for another month at least. Give it a rest for now.

Posted by Greg | August 28, 2008 1:00 PM

Don't use that marker too much, or you'll be walkin' on sunshine...

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | August 28, 2008 1:05 PM

I have to give backup for invoices to clients and use that sharpie all the time for blacking out addresses, credit cards, etc. It's the only one that can handle 300+ pages.

Posted by office drone | August 28, 2008 1:13 PM

Who knew anything could cover the smell of pot in The Stranger offices.

Posted by PdxRitchie | August 28, 2008 1:51 PM

It's a Sharpie MAGNUM. How can that be passed up?

Posted by SDizzle | August 28, 2008 3:00 PM

Maybe the spraypaint and marker manufacturers are getting smart and repackaging their products specifically for use by the godforsaken taggers.

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell | August 28, 2008 4:47 PM

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