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Monday, August 11, 2008

Now There’s Finally Something That Looks Even More Unappetizing Than KFC’s “Famous Bowls”

posted by on August 11 at 10:15 AM

Jack in the Box just announced via press release that they’re introducing Breakfast Bowls to their menu:


Available now, Jack’s new Breakfast Bowls offer a complete breakfast served in two delicious styles:

Denver Breakfast Bowl features scrambled eggs, hash brown sticks, sliced ham, and red and green bell peppers topped with a white cheddar cheese sauce and shredded cheddar cheese.

Hearty Breakfast Bowl features scrambled eggs, hash brown sticks, bacon, and sausage topped with a white cheddar cheese sauce and shredded cheddar cheese.

What’s a hash brown stick?

Patton Oswalt’s gonna have fun with this…

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Posted by jameyb | August 11, 2008 10:19 AM


Posted by the fatties | August 11, 2008 10:19 AM

Just add your favorite cereal and a fruit roll-up.

Posted by Ziggity | August 11, 2008 10:23 AM

Those bowls are going to look even worse in real life. Yuck.

Posted by keshmeshi | August 11, 2008 10:33 AM

KFC's bowls are tasty.

This just looks like a haystack-type meal. Except that it has "cheddar cheese sauce" on it. Yuck. Still, haven't you all heard of hangover food?

Posted by Nora | August 11, 2008 10:33 AM

i'm guessing that... hashbrown stick = skinny tator tot

Posted by Suz | August 11, 2008 10:38 AM

Ha! I'm sure those things will look like little bowls of vomit when they're served at actual Jack in the Box restaurants.

@5 There are much better options for hangover food than this. Even on the Jack in the Box menu.

Posted by Hernandez | August 11, 2008 10:39 AM

hah #4... yes, they will look worse in real life. they look like shit now, and that is AFTER a food stylist worked their magic on them!

Posted by Suz | August 11, 2008 10:40 AM

I'll never eat one but they don't sound that different than an omelet.

Posted by elswinger | August 11, 2008 10:54 AM

I love gross food posts. Keep em coming.

Posted by the Uke | August 11, 2008 10:55 AM

Krystal, a mostly southern fast food chain, has had something like this for years. Their bowls have grits, egg and sausage.

Posted by Mike | August 11, 2008 11:04 AM

A hashbrown stick is used to put your eyes out so you don'thave to look at your nasty breakfast.

Posted by inkweary | August 11, 2008 11:20 AM

Grits are better.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 11, 2008 12:13 PM

At first glance I thought it had marshmallows. What's sad is, I wasn't surprised.

Posted by Dougsf | August 11, 2008 12:31 PM

All restaurants are hereby ordered to stop using the word "bowl" to describe any food. A bowl is a vessel in which food can be served, not a food item. Also, the terms "mouth-feel" and "hand-feel" are immediately banned from further usage. Thank you.

Posted by rb | August 11, 2008 1:07 PM

I actually had one of these for breakfast yesterday. It was damn good other than they overdid it with the spuds. Of course I added Chipotle flavored Tabasco.

Posted by Mike of Renton | August 11, 2008 1:28 PM

Pre-vomited for your convenience!

Posted by Fnarf | August 11, 2008 1:56 PM

The Onion called this one back in 1991 -

Posted by RL | August 11, 2008 2:05 PM

What exactly composes "white cheddar cheese sauce"?

If it looks like sour cream, and has the physical properties of sour cream....

Posted by Gomez | August 11, 2008 4:06 PM

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