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I always knew that Myspace was invented by a person infected with a highly evolved strain of syphilis as a means of transmission to other idiots. This website kind of seals it.

Posted by Ziggity | August 11, 2008 3:10 PM

Only a FOOL would use this service.

Posted by monkey | August 11, 2008 3:38 PM

Or a liar.

Posted by Fnarf | August 11, 2008 3:48 PM

I hear it works real well for McCain and Edwards.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 11, 2008 4:09 PM

nothing on the interwebs is secure and confidential - ask the family of the "anthrax killer" was just posthumously convicted by the FBI based on random message board comments he'd left

also, the idea of any of the regular slog commenters having actual sexual relations is nauseating

Posted by Just Sayin' | August 11, 2008 4:10 PM

SAFE and SECURE(tm) like Gmail locking people out. Or your employer "owning" your online contacts.

To say nothing of hacking and phishing attempts, and various online databases being slurped up into nefarious hands.

Trust not thee online database of "private" information. Or ye will find out why angels fear to tread...

Posted by treacle | August 11, 2008 4:17 PM

I've got your sex log right here.

Of course, all you could do is keep a discreet list in your email drafts, or a passworded file on an encrypted disk somewhere -- any of a thousand places better than on the public internet. Even a folded-up piece of paper tucked into the back of a drawer -- even if someone finds it, what is it? A list of names could be anything. Whereas a list of names on MY SUPER SEKRET SEXX LOGG, well, it's pretty obvious what that is, hmm?

Posted by Fnarf | August 11, 2008 4:28 PM

Has this been load tested?

Posted by djsauvage | August 11, 2008 5:05 PM

I tried to download this to my iPhone, but even though I had the $999.99 it wouldn't let me download it.

Posted by Clueless iPhone luser | August 11, 2008 5:13 PM

I don't get it. Why would you sleep with someone you were ashamed to admit you had slept with? You're promiscuous? Own it! Guilt and shame are for the lame. Being embarrassed by your own desires and choices equals hypocrisy.

Posted by Emily | August 11, 2008 5:16 PM

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