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Friday, August 29, 2008

My Fellow Americans…

posted by on August 29 at 13:33 PM

…it’s my honor to link to VPILF.


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That was FAST!

Posted by Georgia Guy | August 29, 2008 1:42 PM

And brilliant.

Posted by fARTing | August 29, 2008 1:45 PM

yeah, but where are the pix?

Posted by Lose-lose | August 29, 2008 1:50 PM

Make sure you wear a condom or are fixed, ya know?

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | August 29, 2008 1:51 PM
Posted by Audrey | August 29, 2008 1:53 PM


And I agree with 3, we need lots of a hot pictures for this momentous occasion.

Posted by N | August 29, 2008 1:54 PM

The more I read about Sarah Palin the more convinced I am that she's just George W. Bush in drag.

Posted by Ed | August 29, 2008 1:59 PM

Please keep in mind that she looks exactly like Lane Meyer's mom in Better Off Dead.

Posted by sleestak | August 29, 2008 2:01 PM

I vote for Thomas A. Hendricks. That guy probably had a 10" schlong.

Posted by mutton chops = love handles | August 29, 2008 2:12 PM

@ 9: "It has raisins. You like raisins."

Posted by Bub | August 29, 2008 2:24 PM

For you, it seems more like ATLILF

(Anything with two legs I'd ... )

Posted by John Bailo | August 29, 2008 2:28 PM

What's the average age of all the Veeps? 55?

Mr Poe would be in hog heaven with all that elderporn beefcake....

Posted by michael strangeways | August 29, 2008 2:30 PM

Just make sure you wear a rubber, cause if she gets pregnant, she's staying pregnant.

Posted by Jen | August 29, 2008 2:37 PM

She's still fertile.

And yes, I would drill her ANWR.

Posted by kebabs | August 29, 2008 2:50 PM

Alaska's population is about the same as Seattle's - now that's experience for you! Picking her will put an end to the "Obama's not experienced" talk. McCain's an idiot.

Posted by Timothy | August 29, 2008 2:56 PM

@15 i'm not sure about that. repubs just have to say that the VP spot is the place for the more inexperienced to gain experience, as vice president, not as president. if it wasn't so confusing/risky, i'd almost say it was a savvy move on mccain's part.

Posted by infrequent | August 29, 2008 2:58 PM

McCain avoids the "old, out of touch" label and appeals to disappointed Hilary supporters. Just one problem. She's anti-choice.

Posted by Vince | August 29, 2008 3:00 PM

Seriously, what's with the big dipper on the McCain/Palin campaign poster on that page? Is he going to create a nickname for himself, like "The Dude"? What is this implying, besides wanting to dip the constitution in feces, of course?

I'm John McCain, and when it comes to dipping the constitution in human excrement, I'm THE BIG DIPPER.

Also, better Michael Palin than Sarah Palin.

Posted by bearseatbeats | August 29, 2008 3:03 PM

Well, that was fast. And tasteless.

Posted by Greg | August 29, 2008 3:10 PM

The big dipper is on the Alaska flag. The right-most stars in the dipper aligned point to Polaris, the north star. In this poster, they point to the star in the McCain poster, ostensibly because he's old enough to have previously run on a plaatform to end slavery.

Seriously, tho, are the republicans clever enough to have posted vpilf? Everything on that site is very positive about all this.

Posted by starz | August 29, 2008 3:16 PM


Fair enough. I still like my explanation better, though.

Posted by bearseatbeats | August 29, 2008 3:23 PM
Posted by starz | August 29, 2008 3:25 PM

Just remember everybody, even though she was a runner-up for Miss Alaska, she only entered the beauty pageant biz - for the scholarship money.

It's not like she really WANTED to be a beauty queen...

Posted by Ryhmes With 'Ailin'' | August 29, 2008 3:55 PM

Ladies and Gentlement, the President of the United States:

Posted by levide | August 29, 2008 4:00 PM

Finally! Miss Buffalo Chip for Veep!

Posted by Scooter | August 29, 2008 4:12 PM

@24 - that is brilliant!

@16 - we shall see. I think it's going to another case of the repugs underestimating the intelligence of Hillary supporting women - figuring they will vote for Palin just because she is a woman, ignoring that she is an inexperienced, gun-toting pro-lifer.

Posted by Timothy | August 29, 2008 4:52 PM
Posted by Timothy | August 29, 2008 5:10 PM

I understand if she is elected she has a deal for a reality show "Failin' with Palin."

In the 1st episode she will be implanted with 9 embryos and then deliver the litter on air. Later Marvel as she gives orders and controls all of those babies with drill sergeant precision while at the same time destroying what is left of the Constitution. You will ewww and ahhh as you watch these cute little babies learn all about Creationism and the evils of evolution. Or perhaps look on with pride as Momma conducts a Patriotic bake sale while water boarding that funny looking exchange student who doesn't quite look like the rest of us.

Posted by Sad Comment | August 29, 2008 10:42 PM

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