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Whoa...for the first time in American history there is a major party presidential candidate who is younger than Michael Jackson.

Posted by Emily | August 28, 2008 10:40 AM

Sounds like a lot of former rock stars actually.

Usually guys - women seem to deal better with it.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 28, 2008 10:41 AM

I don't particularly go out of my way to read what should-be-but-never-have-been convicted pedophiles have to say.

Posted by Call me crazy and paint me sane. | August 28, 2008 10:41 AM

I think he looks LOVELY. Like a flower. A corpseflower, but still, a flower.

Posted by Fnarf | August 28, 2008 10:44 AM

Dear Will,

Posted by Michael Jackson was never a "rock star." | August 28, 2008 10:46 AM

he looks like a hybrid of diana ross and a chimpanzee (the real picture that is). the imaginary fellow isn't half bad looking for a 50yo.

Posted by oh my | August 28, 2008 11:02 AM

OMG, he's turned into Nancy Pelosi!

Posted by The Artist Formerly Known As Sigourney Beaver | August 28, 2008 11:04 AM

Maybe for his birthday he'll invite 5 10-year-olds over.

Posted by Ziggity | August 28, 2008 11:15 AM

He looks like the creepy german guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark midway through his meltdown at the end of the film.

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Posted by Rosa Clemente | August 28, 2008 11:22 AM

I'm sure that all plastic surgeons tend to play bocce. Usually the men smoke more cigarettes. But it's outdoor bocce, not the indoor kind we play in Kinshasa.

Posted by Former Female Rock Star | August 28, 2008 11:22 AM

@5 - lol, so how do you explain his Top 10 Billboard records ....

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 28, 2008 11:51 AM

Will, I wouldn't expect you to know what rock is, but he is hailed the "king of pop" for a reason, you fucking idiot.

Posted by keep posting | August 28, 2008 12:15 PM

I think Joan Crawford's aged well, don't you?

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | August 28, 2008 12:16 PM

How will they make up his face in his casket? Remove the make up? Pump his head full of helium? Yuck!

Posted by Vince | August 28, 2008 12:19 PM

Could have been more interestnig and "what if" accurate if the "au natural" fantasy version had shown him with either white splotches all over his face or blanched skin but sans the other plastic surgery - given his vitiligo.

Posted by Barak G | August 28, 2008 12:39 PM

Puh-leeze! Do you really believe that he has vitiligo?????????

Posted by Jennifer | August 28, 2008 12:51 PM

Huh -- Michael Jackson, that pop singer from the 80s -- is still alive?

Posted by Just Sayin' | August 28, 2008 1:00 PM

Vitiligo my ass. He looks like a kabuki actor. That used white out.

Posted by Sha | August 29, 2008 6:11 AM

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