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Friday, August 15, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 15 at 12:01 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: August 12, 2008 BIGFOOT BODY FOUND. DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a Press Conference to be held: Date: Friday, August 15, 2008 Time: From 12 Noon-1:00 pm Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

I kinda wish I was there to listen to these yahoos try to convince everyone that their discovery of the Tooth Fairy, I mean Bigfoot is NOT a hoax

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My problem is trying to decide which wine goes best with Bigfoot. I mean long pork usually works best with a Chianti, but I think a nice crisp BC white, like the Pinot Gris from a certain vineyard in the Okanagon, would match it better.

Any thoughts?

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 15, 2008 12:29 PM

a sixer of rainier, duh.

Posted by dre | August 15, 2008 12:36 PM

It's likely gamey and salty. I'd marinate it for a while to cut the salt and then try it with nice cool climate Syrah, probably a Hermitage. One doesn't eat Yeti every day, so one might as well open a decent bottle to have with it.

Posted by kinaidos | August 15, 2008 12:58 PM

So, should I get an Australian Syrah, then, or go with one from Northern California?

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 15, 2008 1:44 PM

Why does that bigfoot have cat intestines on its belly?

Posted by DENVEROPOLIS | August 15, 2008 3:07 PM

Fox News Sucks Ass.

Posted by isweatbutter | August 15, 2008 6:46 PM

That's one big bitch, that must be a huge ass freezer... i bet they bought it from the Gotti's on craigslist.

Posted by isweatbutter | August 15, 2008 6:50 PM

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