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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

At the Delicious Milk Chocolate Mountains of Madness

posted by on August 19 at 11:02 AM


McSweeney’s has a list of Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter. Here’s one:

Coconut Creme Swirl

They say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!

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I've long wanted to open a Lovecraft themed restaurant. So far, the menu ideas are Yog Succotash, Muffins of Madness and The Manwich Horror.

Posted by The Artist Formerly Known As Sigourney Beaver | August 19, 2008 11:30 AM

How about Pickman's Fondue, Brats in the Walls, and maybe a side of Elder Slaw?

Posted by Greg | August 19, 2008 12:15 PM

Cthulamari funny because its true

Posted by the Uke | August 19, 2008 12:28 PM

Kinda sounds like Charles.

Posted by Dougsf | August 19, 2008 12:49 PM

The Queso of Charles Dextor Ward would be immediately addictive.

Posted by MarkR | August 19, 2008 4:34 PM

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