I guess it's "die," then.

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I vote for funny.

@2:

Is that supposed to be sarcastic? It's hard for me to tell, because you aren't using ALL CAPS.

Please note for future reference, 'kay?

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@2 You may be the perfect slogger. But only if you are straight but choose, in honor of Dan, to eat out assholes on a regular basis, while begging the owner of that asshole to fart in your face.

We've reached a point in our civilization where counterculture has mutated into a self-obsessed aesthetic vacuum. So while hipsterdom is the end product of all prior countercultures, it’s been stripped of its subversion and originality.

@2 You may be the perfect slogger. But only if you are straight but choose, in honor of Dan, to eat out assholes on a regular basis, while begging the owner of that asshole to fart in your face.

We've reached a point in our civilization where counterculture has mutated into a self-obsessed aesthetic vacuum. So while hipsterdom is the end product of all prior countercultures, it’s been stripped of its subversion and originality.

Waaay too long. It could have been good if they'd kept it under 90 seconds.

So what are the odds that he looks pretty much the same, with or without the pantsuit?

This one is funnier: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d7576a25ad

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