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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Things Younger Than John McCain

posted by on July 29 at 15:30 PM

His campaign brings up another one. NASA, it turns out, is younger than John McCain:


For Immediate Release

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

ARLINGTON, VA — U.S. Senator John McCain issued the following statement on the 50th anniversary of NASA:

“Fifty years ago today, President Eisenhower signed the bill that launched the United States on the magnificent journey to space discovery and exploration…”

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In space no one can hear you accept bribes from lobbyists.

Posted by Ziggity | July 29, 2008 3:37 PM

Shit. I really didn't want to know that NASA is also younger than I am. But only by a year or so.

Posted by Silverstar98121 | July 29, 2008 3:38 PM

Page 783 of The Hitchhikers sanscrit to the supreme court Sumners review for Psllacibin Shroomer clouds states in the notes section:

#1.) " The Supreme Court- Its Homes Past and Present, " American bar Association Journal 27 (1941): 283-289.

Following that it moves into Warren....

Now God dammit!!!

Where the fuck is my Airforce one jet..

If I can command firetrucks and Earthquakes while GW gets off playing with barney and Armadillos.... why can't I get a chalupa with REAL HOT PANTS!!!!!!

Oh ya, I forgot...

....when they line the showers with escorts for me at the URBAN rest stop I have to come in with a Bad Mood to get "spanish american bearded clam."

Posted by danielbennettkeieneker | July 29, 2008 3:40 PM

oh ya and another thing...

It SHOULD READ AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION so you don't mis quote Ziggity when he goes to The Sands tonight and slips in the back door to The Thunderbird for a little hockey puck with Jacker SLAMMENED RICKELS

Posted by anonymus moonman 27 .264583739059578678 | July 29, 2008 3:44 PM

things smarter than eli sanders and less obviously partisan? oh, you know. like everything.

Posted by eli disliker | July 29, 2008 3:46 PM

Also younger, about 65% of the entire fucking country.

Posted by aarp | July 29, 2008 3:48 PM

Remember, it's not how many campaign contributions you get from lobbyists and their packs - it's how often the MSM pretends you're not actually cheating on your mistress-turned-wife with them.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 29, 2008 4:21 PM

"STATEMENT BY JOHN MCCAIN ON THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF NASA" in the stupidfilter yields: "Text is likely to be stupid."

Posted by Dave | July 29, 2008 9:54 PM

Why is it you are able to post two rants against a homophobe, Orson Scott Card, and but yet you see nothing wrong with your senophobic hate speech here?

You and Barack Obama are both senophobes. We do not need hate speech here in the Puget Sound and your post disgusts me...

Posted by John Bailo | July 29, 2008 10:08 PM

Does anyone Care what I want to see from Sen. McCain? Well, hell... here it is, anyhow: "There wouldn't be no stinkin' NASA if it hadn't a been for SPUTNIK, in 1957." So, the reason we have NASA is because clever Commies got into space before WE did... and NASA is our version of "ketchup"... ^..^

Posted by herbert browne | July 29, 2008 10:59 PM

senophobe? don't you mean octogenarian-averse?

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 30, 2008 12:09 AM

#9 (if that is your real number), how is Eli's post senophobic? His statement that John McCain is older than NASA is 100% true. Now if he said McCain was older than the moon...

Posted by elswinger | July 30, 2008 11:30 AM

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