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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

“The Most Stupidest Thing” Stephen Baldwin’s Ever Heard Of

posted by on July 1 at 9:43 AM

The Huffington Post has a story up right now titled “Stephen Baldwin on Fox News: If Obama Wins, I’ll Leave the Country.” Huffpo neglected to mention the fact that Baldwin’s fingers were crossed as he made his oath.

Stephen Baldwin is famously born-again Christian, and he’s also a conservative. This video is appalling in several ways, but it’s also tremendously, unintentionally entertaining. I knew it before, but I never had proof: Stephen Baldwin is an idiot. My favorite part is about a half-minute before the end, where he affirmed that people saying that McCain would be another four years of Bush is “the most stupidest thing I ever heard of.” This is probably the most entertaining thing that Baldwin will appear in all year:

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Laura Ingraham sucks so much ass. I actually own Shut Up and Sing. Ugh.

Stephen Baldwin? Where the hell did he come from? I thought he was dead.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 1, 2008 9:52 AM

As if anyone cares what Stephen Baldwin thinks? I'd be more surprised if the media covers his pledge to leave the country at all.

This guy is a Z-list celebrity. The puppet from Alf gets more ass than him.

Posted by Jeff | July 1, 2008 9:55 AM

Ugh. And to think of all the times I jerked off to him in Threesome.

Posted by alan | July 1, 2008 10:01 AM

What Jeff said.

And what's with Barnacle Ingraham? She's obsessed with Hollywood stars.

Stephen fucking Baldwin was the brightest star she could find that supports McCain? That doesn't tell her anything? No?

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 1, 2008 10:01 AM

Oh my god! That list at the end of "celebrities who do support McCain"??? Priceless!

"Wilford Brimley . . . Tom Selleck . . . Curt Schilling"


Posted by Levislade | July 1, 2008 10:02 AM

I love it when people slip and say, "United Straights," because it seems so accidentally honest.

Posted by Carollani | July 1, 2008 10:07 AM

I hope Alec beats the shit out of him regularly at family gatherings.

Posted by demo kid | July 1, 2008 10:07 AM

what a douchebag.
please do leave the country!
I say a good ideer for all the religious freaks like him is to go do some mission work for Jesus in some other country and git off the teevee.

Posted by irl | July 1, 2008 10:08 AM

I can't even begin to count the times I jacked off to Selleck's chest.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 1, 2008 10:17 AM

I think you meant to write, "most entertainingest"

Posted by rdm | July 1, 2008 10:22 AM

I wonder how much of the action bears get now is a direct result of the extreme popularity of Tom Selleck and the other hairy seventies men.

Posted by hillpagan | July 1, 2008 10:33 AM

This whole interview must have been teleprompted by a third grader. The gramatical errors are enough to make my head explode!

Quote of the day: "Stephen, it's always great to see you. I'm sure I'll see you on the radio."


Posted by Richard | July 1, 2008 10:36 AM

Am I the only one who gets the joke? Stephen's brother Alec (Baldwin), the talented brother, famously said "If George Bush is elected president I will leave the country/"

Posted by elswinger | July 1, 2008 10:36 AM

At 1:53, Laura Ingraham asks why we should care what celebrities think about any of these issues....while talking to a celebrity about these issues.

Posted by AMB | July 1, 2008 10:37 AM

This entire interview must have been teleprompted by a third grader. The gramatical errors alone are enough to make my head explode.

Quote of the Day: "Stephen, it's always great to see you. I'm sure I'll see you on the radio."

Wow. Thanks Fox News!
I'm not a little more stupider.

Posted by Richard | July 1, 2008 10:41 AM

Umm... yeah elswinger, we get the "joke". We're not Stephen Baldwin. It's just not funny.

Wilford Brimley. Wow, even Laura has trouble not making a snarky comment about how pitiful that list is. But then again, she doesn't care about celebrities. She is so disgusting.

Posted by robo | July 1, 2008 10:43 AM

Good riddance.

Posted by Sasha | July 1, 2008 10:45 AM


His wife famously said it and there's no evidence that Baldwin said it himself.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 1, 2008 10:52 AM

I think all of the Baldwins should take advantage of the excellent real estate deals in Zimbabwe.

Daniel's my favorite; his performance on Celebrity Rehab was stellar. Angrily getting in people's faces for backsliding on dope and cheating on their wives while secretly taking dope and hitting on the other cast members via text message: sweet, sweet action.

Posted by Fnarf | July 1, 2008 11:05 AM


I feel like the father in Pride and Prejudice ...

"Dear, I have sad news for you. Regardless of your choice, you must bear the loss of either Stephen Baldwin, should you choose to destroy our country by voting for Senator McCain, or the loss of myself should you choose to save our country by voting for Senator Obama."

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 1, 2008 11:27 AM

dang messed that up - reverse it.

Posted by Will in WTF Seattle | July 1, 2008 11:28 AM

@3: Josh Charles is (and was) way hotter.

Posted by Chris | July 1, 2008 11:30 AM

He raised ..... smackaroos?

Posted by sepiolida | July 1, 2008 12:30 PM

@22, is, definitely. Was, sorry, have to disagree. That ass was pure poetry. Before Jesus got to it. :(

Posted by alan | July 1, 2008 12:32 PM

at the end, she rattles off the lamest group of celebrities i've ever heard

Posted by dan | July 1, 2008 12:52 PM

With his rap sheet, where the hell does Stephen Baldwin think he's moving too, Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Reform Home and Tax Shelter for B-Listers? He couldn't even cross into Canada with those DUIs.

Posted by Dougsf | July 1, 2008 1:49 PM

What an idiot. He said if Obama is 'nominated' he'll leave the country!

Posted by banjoboy | July 1, 2008 3:04 PM

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