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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Flower of American Manhood

posted by on July 29 at 10:21 AM


To find out what these boys have been up to, click on the photo.

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Rather an irreputable gay club to let those two unattractive fellows in the door.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 29, 2008 10:31 AM

Those thick necks screamed "football player" before I even read the story.

Posted by Justin | July 29, 2008 10:35 AM

I can't believe those guys aren't brothers.

Posted by Matthew | July 29, 2008 10:42 AM

this is progress.

Posted by max solomon | July 29, 2008 10:50 AM

I am shocked to find that underage college students are illegally drinking.

Posted by bohica | July 29, 2008 10:52 AM

@2: What necks?

Posted by demo kid | July 29, 2008 10:52 AM

There is no time at which UVA students are NOT drinking.


Posted by Grant Cogswell | July 29, 2008 10:54 AM

Roberts looks kind of retarded but I wouldn't kick Barker out of bed.

Posted by DENVEROPOLIS | July 29, 2008 11:37 AM

What naughty, naughty boys!

Posted by ams | July 29, 2008 11:41 AM

... those guys are amazing. There's a 'HULK JUST WANT BEER' joke somewhere in here.

Posted by Ursula | July 29, 2008 11:42 AM

come on dan this is progress.

was abraham lincoln racist? Absolutely, by todays standards. But he was forward thinking for his time.

When i saw that mugshot i thought "Okay, which gay teenager is dead now?"

they stole beer? That makes them fucking heroes by todays standards. These guys are like the great emancipators of not beating the shit out of gays.

Posted by capt. tim | July 29, 2008 11:55 AM

Barker kinda looks like Pugsly Adams after falling down and bumping his head.

Posted by scott in chi-town | July 29, 2008 12:09 PM

I 'borrowed' a lot of beers when i was in college.

Maybe these guys are gay too? Maybe they went there because gay guys have lots of female friends, and they'd like to meet them.

This story doesnt seem that weird - what am i missing?

Posted by Hugh Johnson | July 29, 2008 12:16 PM

Maybe I've lost my sense of humor.

It's just... you don't out people unless they're being the worst of violent, hypocritical assholes. And even then, you have to think twice.

Posted by opticsdoug | July 29, 2008 12:19 PM

Dan -

When you attempt to publicly humiliate anyone - gay or straight - for simply being in a "gay" bar, you are part of the problem.

Plus, it seems pretty clear from the comments on Towleroad (or however you spell that) that straight people frequent the bar in question. This is not news, and you're not making a valid point.

Posted by matthew | July 29, 2008 12:54 PM

"This is not news, and you're not making a valid point."

welcome to the slog!

Posted by M | July 29, 2008 1:38 PM

A clear case of BNMS (Bull-necked meat slab).

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 29, 2008 1:51 PM

I think they make a stunning couple, and perhaps they will get to know each other better in jail... I'll be happy to print the wedding announcements.

Posted by Michael C. | July 29, 2008 2:24 PM

I feel I am getting date raped just by looking at them.

Posted by I'm Black! Really! | July 29, 2008 3:55 PM

@8---eww. He looks like a rooster.

Posted by Joy | July 29, 2008 4:03 PM

You know how the Japanese started raising watermelons in plastic boxes so they'd turn out rectangular?

Er, I think the parents of these boys did that with their noggins.

Posted by CP | July 29, 2008 7:53 PM

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