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This is exactly the sort of crap that every Seattle fag with no taste had in in their apartment circa 1990. Glad to see that Ptown lives up to it's vapid reputation.

Posted by Will in 98103 | July 22, 2008 8:56 PM

Goddamn iPhone "correcting" my spelling of "its."

Posted by Will in 98103 | July 22, 2008 8:58 PM

is that an inside-out vagina laying where his penis should be?

Posted by jameyb | July 22, 2008 9:12 PM

yeah. what's going on in the groinadal region?

Posted by konstantconsumer | July 22, 2008 9:46 PM

That picture looks like it's not right side up...either that or the rocks are really uncomfortable. Also, what the heck is going on with his netherparts? Threshing machine accident or something?

Posted by yucca flower | July 22, 2008 9:54 PM

His dick looks like a tentacle.
That also looks massively uncomfortable.

Posted by The CHZA | July 22, 2008 10:10 PM

Back in the 1960s, when I was in grade school, I used to do paint-by-numbers a lot. The stuff I painted looked a lot like this. "G" rated, of course, but the clouds and rocks are just about dead ringers for my old paint-by-numbers.

As a bonus, his expression looks constipated, it looks like his hand is broken, and somebody mangled his poor wang.

All in all, a spectacularly bad painting.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | July 22, 2008 10:11 PM

Where is his left nipple?

Posted by kinaidos | July 22, 2008 10:14 PM

$595? What a steal!

Posted by keshmeshi | July 22, 2008 10:19 PM

I call it "A Poor Man's James Dean avec an Elephant Ear from the Provincetown Fair."

Posted by John Le Grand | July 22, 2008 10:38 PM

(I sometimes call it Blueboy for that is how I felt when he left me, bereft sans my favorite muse, able only to paint the tired older man and the overweight young lady who agree to pose for the local recreation art classes. You cannot understand le dommage.)

Posted by John Le Grand | July 22, 2008 10:42 PM

He has a Vanilla Ice quality that I find distinctly unsettling. Like he should have 'Word to Your Mutha' bedazzled somewhere unspeakable. (Which, upon further inspection, could be really anywhere.)

Posted by Yoshi | July 22, 2008 11:35 PM

Is that Ferris Bueller?

Posted by Dade Murphy | July 22, 2008 11:47 PM

@1 No you're wrong, perhaps equating (confusedly) the hairless twink icon with what passed for Seattle Fag crap in the 1990s. Stop taking your cues for what passes as a hot guy from Dan Savage - David Schmader is better tapped into the gay aesthetic now. And this is definitely Rocky Mountain Fag crap (but not Rocky Mountain Cowboy fag crap)

Posted by jackseattle | July 22, 2008 11:52 PM

Is that a piece of cloth over his privates? How could this be called blue anything other than Blue Sky?

Posted by lawrence clark | July 23, 2008 12:23 AM

pay no more than 50.00 and hang it in the john right behind the pissoir, high up so you don't slouch while peeing

any pic of a naked guy is worth something - helas - this is not art

the rock edge pushing on his ass cheek could do raw damage

fag crap from any era is all in my neighbors and friends homes, not mine, certainly not Dan's

Posted by John Le Petit | July 23, 2008 12:37 AM

Jen, just say you're sorry! whatever it was, however justified you might have been, however much you were in the right, be the bigger person and just say sorry! Please?

There are innocent by-standers being hurt here. We know Savage has no pity, but surely you do. Make it stop, mommy, make it stop.

Posted by appalled with two p's | July 23, 2008 1:10 AM

The medium-sized sculpture garden sculptures were one thing.

Now we're into beachy, gay nude oil paintings.

You know what's next, don't know you?

Clowns. Clowns and watercolors.

Please, Jen, tell him you're sorry. Just make it stop.

Posted by appalled with two l's | July 23, 2008 1:49 AM

This has wonderful kitsch value, AND it's safe to place anywhere in your home because of the strategically placed cloth. It has a sort of AMG vibe.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | July 23, 2008 6:30 AM

Well, dear God Dan. I hope you bought the thing. It's gorgeous.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | July 23, 2008 6:37 AM

@17 -- If you don't like it, stop reading. It is as simple as that.

Posted by Charles | July 23, 2008 6:39 AM


Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | July 23, 2008 6:59 AM

His abdominal muscles seem strange... it's an 11 pack, by my count.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | July 23, 2008 7:05 AM

Wait -- it's not available on black velvet?

Posted by LDP | July 23, 2008 7:07 AM

At least it's not that unspeakable image of the lion fucking a Colt model.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 23, 2008 7:16 AM

it's a fun pic aside from the tumor of a penis...

Posted by tiffany | July 23, 2008 8:38 AM

@ all of you:


Posted by violet_dagrinder | July 23, 2008 8:50 AM

I need it. We have a tacky art bathroom that is CALLING for his naked glory. He would lay proudly between a white tiger on velvet and a macaroni clown.

Posted by James | July 23, 2008 9:34 AM

It's a piece of shit.

Posted by CommonKnowledge | July 23, 2008 10:49 AM

@13: No. It's JC Chasez.

Posted by DDW | July 23, 2008 10:50 AM

Oh, God, DDW, I believe you're right. And he has a miniature satellite dish for a weener.

Posted by Fnarf | July 23, 2008 11:33 AM

It is a painted cliche of faggotry.

Posted by Greg | July 23, 2008 2:33 PM

Nice brush strokes.

Posted by michael strangeways | July 23, 2008 3:28 PM

It looks like a flesh colored crab is covering him.

Posted by shell | July 24, 2008 6:45 PM

# 31 you made me laugh out loud!! thank you.

I think it looks like van Gogh's cut off ear, albeit all cleaned up!

Posted by Nanak8 | July 25, 2008 8:25 AM

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