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That little girl now looks good enough to eat!

Posted by Pat Robertson | July 29, 2008 9:20 AM

Jesus Christ!

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | July 29, 2008 9:21 AM

Can you say pedophile magnet?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 29, 2008 9:31 AM

Jesus! They have a special flap marked "For Youth Pastor Use Only".

Posted by Fnarf | July 29, 2008 9:33 AM

Hm, I thought it was some sort of sin or abomination for a female to wear pants; something about falsely taking on "manly" attributes or some-such.

So clearly, whomever designed these blasphemous undergarments should be stoned to death.

Posted by COMTE | July 29, 2008 9:37 AM
Posted by Or are my Spidey Senses tingling? | July 29, 2008 9:50 AM

I hope this is only some crackpot idea from a Chinese marketer with no knowledge of American sensibilities.

Posted by aisenodni | July 29, 2008 9:51 AM

"Love" is printed on the rear, then?

Posted by Greg | July 29, 2008 9:53 AM

Amor of God

Posted by city kitty | July 29, 2008 10:01 AM

And kids, say no to Tarzan Underoos. They make pastors go bananas.

Posted by trent moorman | July 29, 2008 10:03 AM

Heathens. The story about how they were created is nice. You know, the Bible verse about the armor of God and a mom reading it to her daughter...Oh, wait I forgot where I was for a moment. Nevermind, carry on with your lewd thoughts and youth pastor cracks and I'll go play with my "Armor of God" toy figurine and pretend I'm smiting you.

Posted by PopTart | July 29, 2008 10:05 AM

gives Iron Maiden a whole new twist...

Posted by alex b. | July 29, 2008 10:12 AM

Goofy as they are, and as much as I wouldn't have appreciated the religious message, even as a child, I would have loved PJs that were supposed to be armor. I was fucking terrified of the dark.

Posted by Gitai | July 29, 2008 10:14 AM

In case anyone's wondering, those PJs have an historical antecedent; they're designed to reflect the colors and symbolism employed by the Knights Templar.

Posted by Judah | July 29, 2008 10:22 AM

God gave her the idea to make the pjs - she didn't think of it herself. So blame God, the uber-youth pastor in the sky.

Posted by blank12357 | July 29, 2008 10:38 AM

um...KKK in training! Yikes!

Posted by bob | July 29, 2008 11:01 AM

this would be fine, if red wasn't such a whorish color.

Posted by bookworm | July 29, 2008 12:34 PM

Mr. Poe was wearing these at Clever Dunne's Irish House last evening.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 29, 2008 1:53 PM

Judah @ 14, that got me to thinking...

I used to think it was bad enough, in the 3rd Indiana Jones movie, that the knight in the cavern who was oodles of centuries old could speak modern English...

But hey! What are the odds? They burst into his cave and he's NOT sitting around in his underwear? You'd think after a couple of centuries of privacy a knight might get complacent that way.

Posted by CP | July 29, 2008 7:42 PM

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