That little girl now looks good enough to eat!

Jesus Christ!

Can you say pedophile magnet?

Jesus! They have a special flap marked "For Youth Pastor Use Only".

Hm, I thought it was some sort of sin or abomination for a female to wear pants; something about falsely taking on "manly" attributes or some-such.

So clearly, whomever designed these blasphemous undergarments should be stoned to death.

I'm having a deja vu:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ

I hope this is only some crackpot idea from a Chinese marketer with no knowledge of American sensibilities.

"Love" is printed on the rear, then?

Amor of God

And kids, say no to Tarzan Underoos. They make pastors go bananas.

Heathens. The story about how they were created is nice. You know, the Bible verse about the armor of God and a mom reading it to her daughter...Oh, wait I forgot where I was for a moment. Nevermind, carry on with your lewd thoughts and youth pastor cracks and I'll go play with my "Armor of God" toy figurine and pretend I'm smiting you.

gives Iron Maiden a whole new twist...

Goofy as they are, and as much as I wouldn't have appreciated the religious message, even as a child, I would have loved PJs that were supposed to be armor. I was fucking terrified of the dark.

In case anyone's wondering, those PJs have an historical antecedent; they're designed to reflect the colors and symbolism employed by the Knights Templar.

God gave her the idea to make the pjs - she didn't think of it herself. So blame God, the uber-youth pastor in the sky.

um...KKK in training! Yikes!

this would be fine, if red wasn't such a whorish color.

Mr. Poe was wearing these at Clever Dunne's Irish House last evening.

Judah @ 14, that got me to thinking...

I used to think it was bad enough, in the 3rd Indiana Jones movie, that the knight in the cavern who was oodles of centuries old could speak modern English...

But hey! What are the odds? They burst into his cave and he's NOT sitting around in his underwear? You'd think after a couple of centuries of privacy a knight might get complacent that way.