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Monday, July 14, 2008

Given That McCain Doesn’t Use a Computer Much…

posted by on July 14 at 11:30 AM

A conservative talk show host has a question:

“Where does he get his porn?”

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I believe he uses a daguerreotype

Posted by vooodooo84 | July 14, 2008 11:40 AM

Just as god intended: off a VHS packaged in a plain brown paper bag.

Posted by Mike in MO | July 14, 2008 11:51 AM

He has it mailed to him in a brown paper envelope.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 14, 2008 11:55 AM

crude etchings on the CainCave walls, just as his ancestors have since time immemorial

Posted by randy beaver | July 14, 2008 12:18 PM

He doesn't need porn. Cindy shits on him.

Posted by Fnarf | July 14, 2008 12:19 PM

For a man such as McCain, there's only one kind of porn that matters: war porn.

Plenty of that available on FOX News.

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | July 14, 2008 12:40 PM

The better question is, what kind of porn is he into? Does he have a fetish for Asians? Bondage? Military? All three at once?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by Porno Police | July 14, 2008 12:58 PM

sadly, @5 for the win.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 14, 2008 1:17 PM

John McCain's gets his porn the old fashioned way: he BREWS it.

Posted by Bub | July 14, 2008 1:18 PM

Now I can't get the image of McCain panting violently and wanking his semi-hard lubed-up dick to a sticky old issue of Playboy out of my head. Gross.

Posted by rb | July 14, 2008 2:10 PM

He doesn't need porn. He just gets a new wife.

Next thought: Is porn, therefore, a savior of marriage?

Posted by damnqueerfuck | July 14, 2008 4:29 PM

@7, since I doubt there were any women interrogating/beating him in that prison, it might be:

Gay Asian military bondage porn.

If not that, well, you know, dirty scrimshaw he got in trade from his fellow sailors.

Posted by CP | July 14, 2008 6:01 PM

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