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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dept. of NSFW Dumbassery

posted by on July 10 at 17:00 PM

A little something to play out your evening at (not safe for!) work: a web-based game where the player determines whether breasts are real or surgically-enhanced.

I haven’t actually played this game, and I don’t endorse it. I’m linking to this for two horrifying bits of internet language: the page’s introduction line:

Welcome at our tits, boobs, and breasts game

and the closing lines:

Now you can show the world your meat-expertise! Easy? Show it dude!

Somebody put that second one on a t-shirt, stat!

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This was pretty lame. And completely wrong. If the breasts were/are big then they're labeled fake. Small breasts=not fake. So untrue. Sometime in the past I took a much better quiz but I don't recall the site now. And check out the "chat" with the dumbot.

Posted by fARTing | July 10, 2008 5:15 PM

Fuckin' lame. The language their using is teetering between just-no-funny, and openly hostile.

Posted by Dougsf | July 10, 2008 5:27 PM


Posted by Dougsf | July 10, 2008 5:28 PM

I got an 86.

B I T C H E S!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Mike in MO | July 10, 2008 5:39 PM

8 out of 10 on the first go. Not bad.

Posted by lovetitties | July 10, 2008 5:47 PM

ug, get charles to play that incessantly instead of pretend to wax philosophical about women's bodies incessantly, please.

Posted by erin | July 10, 2008 5:56 PM

10 out of 10 on first go.

I mean, 20 out of 20.

Posted by PC | July 10, 2008 6:30 PM

8/10 here. Reminds me of the chick or dick game from way back. My co-workers were simultaneously amazed and horrified by my accuracy.

Posted by but butts be better | July 10, 2008 8:22 PM

"I donít endorse it" in bold, no less. Are you afraid ECB is going to cut your nuts off if you did edorse it?

Posted by Wussie | July 10, 2008 8:34 PM

Not that original, there are other games like that. There is jailbait or not one out there somewhere, it's amazing how young some twenty somethings look (or how old some fourteen year olds look, but maybe it is better not to go there) and of course the "Pussy or Raw Meat" one shouldn't be mentioned at all.

Posted by embarrassed to know | July 10, 2008 8:50 PM

Yah, that game is bullshit. It called me wrong when I know I was right (unless someone had a plastic surgeon that is capable of not only making the breasts different sizes, but also different shapes with different sized nipples).

Posted by Dianna | July 10, 2008 9:40 PM


It was probably a botched job, or an example where one implant had complications and been removed.

Go do a google image search for "bad breast augmentation" and some of the photo's will blow your mind - and convince you to never consider getting one done.

Posted by Fierinferno | July 10, 2008 11:19 PM

should rename this lame site as:

Pit Your Wits Against the Tits

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | July 11, 2008 2:21 AM

I would have thought showing "meat-expertise" would mean being able to pick out which dick was the fake one.

Who refers to byoobs as meat??

Posted by Hartiepie | July 11, 2008 7:10 AM

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