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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Bun in the Oven, Money on the Dresser

posted by on July 29 at 9:02 AM


FOX News reports on the alleged ring of pregnant prostitutes busted in Camden County, MO:

Four women are under arrest for prostitution in Camden County. Three of the women were pregnant. One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old. The undercover bust went down at a Lake Ozark area hotel after the sheriff’s department received several reports that pregnant women were advertising prostitution on an internet advertising site.

Among many other awful things, this story brings new meaning to the phrase “My water broke on the john.”

Full story here.

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1 meaning to the phrase “My water broke on the john.”

Yeah, because that's a phrase I hear all the time.

Posted by Ziggity | July 29, 2008 9:14 AM

Will someone please explain to me why a man would go to a pregnant prostitute? Is it a turn-on? Were the women dumb enough that the guys were able to have unprotected sex? I mean, I've been pregnant and while the sex was good, I can't imagine any man, besides the one who impregnated me, wanting to manage the logistics of it.

Posted by PopTart | July 29, 2008 9:14 AM

God love good ol' MO. I've been to Camden County & Lake Ozark. Let me tell you, there are some skanky ass hos down there.

I gotta go rinse my mouth out with listerine.

Posted by Mike in MO | July 29, 2008 9:23 AM

Yeah, there is pregnant fetish porn, so yes, there are pros for it.

Posted by Oh yeah it is | July 29, 2008 9:23 AM

@2: Yes. See: Internet.

(What are the logistics that are so off-putting anyway? Turn on your side? I really don't know.)

Posted by Gloria | July 29, 2008 9:32 AM

Gnuh. No thanks, I'm, uh, good.

Posted by Fnarf | July 29, 2008 9:32 AM

Also, don't some women actually feel more intense stimulation when pregnant? Presumably, that enhanced response would also be transmitted to their johns - who are probably paying above whatever the going-rate is there to have sex with a pregnant hooker.

And yeah, if someone can imagine having sex under any condition, situation, or with any object, there's probably already a fetish community catering to it.

Posted by COMTE | July 29, 2008 9:34 AM

I've lived in South Park for many years and there has often been one pregnant working girl or another on 14th ave. Pretty much a giant bummer to see.

Posted by South Parker | July 29, 2008 9:46 AM

oh yeah...and on crack. Double bummer.

Posted by South Parker | July 29, 2008 9:47 AM

What, you're surprised? This is the internet. There are people out there selling services you can't and don't want to imagine.

Posted by Greg | July 29, 2008 9:51 AM

Thanks for the answers, I guess I could have figured out there was a fetish for this, I was just in denial. The sensations can be more intense, and if you are already into sex with pregnant women I suppose you don't really care about positions or anything like that.

Posted by PopTart | July 29, 2008 9:53 AM

What was the original meaning to "My water broke on the John?"

Posted by Collin | July 29, 2008 9:56 AM

pregs - so very, very, very hot

skin glows, she is assured and offering, breasts at their finest, languid moves, she has the secret

the best sex ever is with pregs

the only problem is drop fucks from four feet - of course - those with 14 inch cocks might be another category

remember, the best

yeah pregs

Posted by Barnes | July 29, 2008 9:57 AM

@13: Uh, thanks for sharing?

Posted by Greg | July 29, 2008 9:59 AM

Somewhere Charles is crying and shaking in the shower at this thought.

Posted by Original Monique | July 29, 2008 10:20 AM

If she's got willing holes, there are guys who'll pay to fill them.

Posted by tiktok | July 29, 2008 10:20 AM

@2 - yeah, for a lot of guys it's a turn on. No, I don't know why it is, but apparently it's kind of a thing.

Plus, I think some guys are scared of getting someone preggers, and they know that's not an issue.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 29, 2008 11:01 AM

"Drop-fucks from four feet"? No, I don't want to know.

Posted by Fnarf | July 29, 2008 11:23 AM

is Mudede's middle name "Barnes"?

Posted by Postum | July 29, 2008 11:50 AM

Did Charles lend you this photo? He's got great taste in bellies.

Posted by jackie treehorn | July 29, 2008 12:11 PM

Shouldn't that be a budweiser in her hand?

Posted by Sad Comment | July 29, 2008 1:27 PM

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