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Hey, I wonder if I can get one with the Pop Tart logo?

Posted by PopTart | July 30, 2008 1:05 PM

How many fuckin fingers does that mutant capitalist schill have any way??

Posted by robo | July 30, 2008 1:15 PM

Bet she is fatter than hell, or Queen Victoria!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 30, 2008 1:16 PM

If they were scratch'n'sniff...

Posted by jebus h. xst | July 30, 2008 1:18 PM

That's nasty! Apparently, you really are what you eat!

Posted by Lloyd Cooney | July 30, 2008 1:22 PM

I'd like a Doritos brand, Extreme Queso Grande cock ring.

Posted by chaosbound | July 30, 2008 1:30 PM

I like that she has both regular and diet Dr. Pepper

Posted by drpepper | July 30, 2008 1:32 PM

What?! No Coke nail?? ;-)

Posted by lilblackcat | July 30, 2008 1:38 PM

My girlfriend, Frito Carl's Jr., will love those.

Posted by Banna | July 30, 2008 1:41 PM

This is the Blackest Thing Ever.

Posted by Sue Ann | July 30, 2008 1:41 PM

This reminds me of that SNL clip:
corn chip nail tips:

Posted by pragmatic | July 30, 2008 1:42 PM

That was a cool SNL fake ad, almost as much fun as Annuale, the pill with a period only once a year ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 30, 2008 1:46 PM

I think it's fantastic. Remember when someone, was it Nike, was encouraging its nitwit employees to get swooshes tattooed on their necks or someplace? Gotta go with what you love.

Hipsters were doing this a decade ago with cool old boomer products -- Mr. Bubble and so on -- on t-shirts.

I want a set with the logos of actual powerful corporations -- Exxon Mobil, Walmart, BP, GM, Allianz, Total, ING, Citigroup, Siemens, AIG. It'd be like having the Champions League on your hands.

Posted by Fnarf | July 30, 2008 1:46 PM

I wonder how many Starbucks ex-employees are living with tats they wish they didn't have now ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 30, 2008 1:50 PM

Where are teh THUMBS?!?

Posted by COMTE | July 30, 2008 1:58 PM

The one at the top has eight fingers on her hand! 0.o

Posted by NapoleonXIV | July 30, 2008 2:02 PM

Ghetto fabulous!

Posted by DanFan | July 30, 2008 2:02 PM

@16, it's two hands. If you try, you can probably hold your hands the same way.

Posted by Fnarf | July 30, 2008 2:13 PM

why so literal Fnarfster? Crack a smile, have a laugh. Humor is really popular. The kids love it these days.

Posted by robo | July 30, 2008 2:23 PM

The question remains: which Korean is going to apply these to my hands?

Posted by racist | July 30, 2008 2:28 PM

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for hand models these days. The one in the top photo appears to have a bad case of jaundice.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 30, 2008 3:07 PM

@19, you kids and your goddamn humor are keeping me up at night. It's seven PM, lights out, you sons of bitches.

Posted by Fnarf | July 30, 2008 3:30 PM

Somebody should get their nails done as the barcode on their grocery card. No more chance of forgetting it that way!

Posted by crk on bellevue ave | July 30, 2008 3:51 PM

A different store on each nail! Get your library card on there too -- right hand SPL, left hand KCLS.

Posted by Fnarf | July 30, 2008 4:39 PM

definitely worse than (believe it or not)

Posted by japan fan girl? | July 30, 2008 5:04 PM

These same logos are apparently all the rage among black folks as automobile paint schemes in New Orleans and other Southern cities.

Posted by kruger | July 30, 2008 6:23 PM

26... ah... I see... I saw an "Oreo" themed Chevy Caprice a few weeks go (in the South), but thought the guy was deflating a nickname some other brothers had given him.

Okay, uh... why?

Posted by CP | July 30, 2008 9:22 PM

Wow. Those nails are hideous!

Posted by Tish | August 1, 2008 9:34 AM

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