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Damn straight she is hot

Posted by yup | July 16, 2008 1:14 PM

Yowza. Total hotness.

Posted by rb | July 16, 2008 1:15 PM



Posted by Gloria | July 16, 2008 1:15 PM

Wow, I'd hit that seven days a week!

Posted by Hernandez | July 16, 2008 1:19 PM

I agree that she is an attractive woman, but I'm not entirely sure that photo is real.

However, if it is real, then... WOW.

Posted by Lobot | July 16, 2008 1:21 PM

Totally agree. I've had the hots for her for a long time.

Posted by I Got Nuthin' | July 16, 2008 1:38 PM

WOW. You made this - er - older lesbian's day.

Posted by Lola | July 16, 2008 1:39 PM

Plus, Paris is a dummy.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | July 16, 2008 1:40 PM

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's pretty obvious that pic's been Photoshop'd. (Especially evident around the abs & the rock behind.)

Posted by Timrrr | July 16, 2008 1:40 PM

Nobody really believes that Helen is hotter now than Paris. Look at the two photos. Paris is 1000x hotter than saggy, wrinkled, gray Helen. The only thing that turns stomachs is the action Paris is involved in, that makes people wonder what is causing the burning sensations she's scratching at. If she didn't have her hand in her bikini scratching, you'd all agree she's hotness.

Posted by Oh stop | July 16, 2008 1:42 PM

Prime Suspect...for HAWTNESS!!!

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 16, 2008 1:43 PM


Quit being a buzzkill to my JO material for later.

Posted by P to the J | July 16, 2008 1:49 PM


Posted by Sir Learnsalot | July 16, 2008 1:56 PM

It's Photoshop or Pilates. Good work, either way.

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | July 16, 2008 2:03 PM

@9: You can tell because of the pixels?

Posted by Abby | July 16, 2008 2:05 PM

The Cook, the Thief, and Helen FUCKING Mirren.

Thanks for the Cougar shot, the straight guy minority approves!

Posted by Gabe | July 16, 2008 2:08 PM


#9 - He's seen quite a few shops in his time.

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | July 16, 2008 2:10 PM

Dude, your mom is haaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwt!

Posted by bearseatbeats | July 16, 2008 2:12 PM

This is a papparazzi picture taken from a great distance. It's not Photoshopped.

Click on the link to the Daily Mail to see the other pictures.

Queen Helen doesn't need to be photoshopped. She is Goddess.

Posted by michael strangeways | July 16, 2008 2:14 PM

Oh, I forgot to post this part:

Oh Stop @#10 is an ass.

or 15.

It's the same thing.

Posted by michael strangeways | July 16, 2008 2:18 PM

Also, for you buzzkill naysayers that think it is photoshopped, not likely. I'm a graphic artist and can do that, this one looks legit to me. I checked it closely:)

Posted by Gabe | July 16, 2008 2:18 PM

Also, for you buzzkill naysayers that think it is photoshopped, not likely. I'm a graphic artist and can do that, this one looks legit to me. I checked it closely:)

Posted by Gabe | July 16, 2008 2:18 PM

I'm also redundant.

Posted by Gabe | July 16, 2008 2:23 PM

Hum a maw hum a maw hum a nah.

Posted by Gidget | July 16, 2008 2:23 PM

She's always looked hot, even when she was in her 20s.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 16, 2008 2:29 PM

I'm waiting for the usual gang of teenage virgins to start spouting off about how fat she is.

Posted by Fnarf | July 16, 2008 2:54 PM

Very impressive. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by Jason Josephes | July 16, 2008 3:19 PM

Jesus God, that woman has the sex muscles!

Posted by Westside forever | July 16, 2008 3:21 PM

It is a bit troubling that her arms are more defined than mine!

Another reason to curse the British.

Posted by Krizpie Kreme | July 16, 2008 3:24 PM

I don't know who the hell she is, but she does look amazing.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | July 16, 2008 3:52 PM

I suddenly want to watch "Excalibur."

Posted by Jay | July 16, 2008 4:13 PM

The Daily Mail is notorious for photoshopping. There's also quite a bit here that looks suspicious, like the inner curve of her right breast (fuzzy), the edge of her right waist/hip (bathing suits never sit that smoothly), and the edge of her left abs (why so lumpy?).

On the other hand, the center of her body hasn't been faked. Those abs look real.

Whether it has been retouched or not, I'd like to point out that someone posted a picture intended to make a 63-year-old look amazing. That, in itself, is awesome. (And I went "daaaayum" in the first second I saw it, too.)

-Photoshop pro

Posted by Emily | July 16, 2008 4:18 PM

Holy balls.

@30, you don't know who Helen Mirren is? Netflix. "Prime Suspect". Now.

Posted by laterite | July 16, 2008 4:29 PM

I'm more interested in her face. (Hey, I'm a fag.) Has she had plastic surgery? The verdict is an equivocal yes.

Posted by Will in 98103 | July 16, 2008 4:46 PM

Damn. Bolshis age better than the rest of us. Must be the moral clarity.

Posted by Big Sven | July 16, 2008 4:58 PM

That picture of "Paris Hilton" looks a lot more like Nicole Ritchie to me.

Posted by Sam | July 16, 2008 7:33 PM

I used to photoshop a model for extra cash. It does look retouched.
The bent leg, the ab line that disappears, the slightly too dark edges, the slightly blurred edges. But hey, who cares?

Posted by former editor | July 16, 2008 7:41 PM

Is it sad I thought she looked hot even in "The Queen?" What can I say, I love the dignified older ladies. Kudos to her!

Posted by Marty | July 17, 2008 8:38 AM

Helen Mirren makes being a girl look easy. God knows how she manages, but my sole chance is according to elementary school ballet lessons: assume the position. Suck in the gut, stand up straight, squeeze buttocks together. If I ever do this in public, I'm sure you all will notice.

How hard aging is:,5538,PB64-SUQ9MzIwNjQmbnI9NQ_3_3,00.html

Posted by Amelia | July 18, 2008 12:14 AM

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