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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Typo of the Day

posted by on June 4 at 16:17 PM

For all you prospective interns who have responded to this ad I posted yesterday:

Wanted: Intern for The Stranger’s Theater Section—the old one has lost consciousness. Must be reliable (seriously, no flakes), available on Monday and/or Tuesday afternoons, and believe mindless data entry is a means to getting head.

Send inquiries to: or 323-7101.

That should read: “means to getting ahead.”

We regret the error.

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I think that'll probably cut down on job applicants.

Seriously that is one awesome typo, kudos.

Posted by PopTart | June 4, 2008 4:29 PM

my dream of slog-head has been crushed.

Posted by j bomb | June 4, 2008 4:31 PM

Giving head to, or receiving head from Brendan Kiley would be reward enough for any amount of mindless data entry. ^_^

Posted by anonymous gay | June 4, 2008 4:34 PM

Brendan, my favorite ever typo was:

"Seattle Youth Symphony Orchestras severs over 1,100 young musicians a year."

That should have been, obviously, "serves."

Posted by Josef Krebs | June 4, 2008 4:37 PM

Yeah, right. Typo. Sure.

Posted by blank12357 | June 4, 2008 4:38 PM

You do not regret the error.

Posted by Fnarf | June 4, 2008 4:38 PM

Can we a sample of the reponses?

Posted by Blunderplank | June 4, 2008 4:47 PM

I want to see the pictures they sent.

Posted by Greg | June 4, 2008 4:50 PM

Freudian slip,

Posted by elswinger | June 4, 2008 5:08 PM

Changing it makes it false advertising ...

You need to live up to your contractual offer.

Now where did I put the Attorney General's number ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 4, 2008 5:12 PM

Hey Brendan,

In that case I'd like to withdraw my application. Tease.

Posted by Bison | June 4, 2008 5:16 PM

What if we want to give you head, Brendan?

Posted by kt | June 4, 2008 5:34 PM

I'm with Fnarf, why say you regret it when you no doubt do not. I most definitely don't regret it, as it's fantastic.

Posted by Sam | June 4, 2008 5:47 PM

You can probably consider Mr. Poe's application recinded.

Posted by yucca flower | June 4, 2008 6:18 PM

@14 -- Eat it, hag.

As for Brendan, if his repressed homosexuality was a fetus, that typo basically proves it's crowning right now.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 4, 2008 10:00 PM

If Brendan's latent homosexuality was a fetus, that typo proves that it's crowning about now.

I've got a 12-pack and a backrub right now, Brendan...come on over, bro...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 4, 2008 10:04 PM

Ooops! hee hee...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 4, 2008 10:05 PM

Fuck - yeah, let me withdraw my application, too. I was really looking forward to blow jobs from Mr. Kiley. Damn.

Posted by Bauhaus | June 4, 2008 10:12 PM

you regret the error, I regret my application.

Posted by josh | June 5, 2008 8:11 AM

Straight or gay, a theatre queen is a theatre queen...

Posted by michael strangeways | June 5, 2008 9:32 AM


Seriously though, you so don't regret that one, it is too good to bother regreting.

Posted by MistressCorrine | June 5, 2008 4:46 PM

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