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celebrity stoners, honey, not celerity stoners. unless you're gettin' all intellectual on our collective asses.

Posted by scary tyler moore | June 13, 2008 3:35 PM

"Officials believe the area - near to the Taliban stronghold of Quetta in Pakistan - was turning dried cannabis leaves into heroin." - Maybe they were then going to turn the heroin into Colombian cocaine from 1980? Memories of Hermes Trismegistus and John Locke! These are the beliefs of the people in charge? If so, it would be so very nice of the Afghani alchemical mages to share their transmutation abilities with the rest of the world. We could learn to turn greenhouse gases into chocolate, tea into crude oil, water into wine, and ethanol back into edible corn.

Posted by E | June 13, 2008 4:02 PM

OK, I didn't click on the link cause I'm lazy, exactly how did they turn cannabis into heroin? Is that possible?

Posted by PopTart | June 13, 2008 4:28 PM

Maybe "celerity stoners" is a new euphemism for tweakers? Or maybe they've managed to cross marijuana (or "heroin bush") with Celerity... who can know? Celerity sticks that get you high? ^..^

Posted by herbert browne | June 13, 2008 9:34 PM

Keep doing drugs,

You'll go far.

Posted by ecce homo | June 14, 2008 1:32 AM

@3: No.

Posted by Greg | June 14, 2008 12:11 PM

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