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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Man Candy

posted by on June 5 at 14:09 PM

By request.


I am stupidly slobbering over Orange County Chopper’s Paul Teutul Jr. this week.

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Amy Kate, do you and Chelsea meet up for slumber parties and play Mystery Date all night?


Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 5, 2008 2:23 PM

Gross. Age him 10 years, put him in a suit and throw him in a conference room. Needs to be an asshole in order for the sex to be five stars, but if he's got a hairy chest and he's sweet, who knows. Maybe four? Yum.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 5, 2008 2:28 PM
Posted by Non | June 5, 2008 2:34 PM

Amy Kate, you just became slightly less pretty to me. ;)

Posted by Dylan! | June 5, 2008 2:35 PM

no love for mikey?

Posted by vooodooo84 | June 5, 2008 2:38 PM

Ooooh Amy Kate, you like the bad boyz!

Posted by Original Andrew | June 5, 2008 2:39 PM

Thank you Amy Kate! (But is a little less shirt and a little more SFW skin too much to ask for?)

JTC, she was just trying to give us some man candy, the Mystery Date insult was uncalled for. Besides, that game rocks!

Posted by PopTart | June 5, 2008 2:39 PM

YUCK dude.

Posted by blah! | June 5, 2008 2:41 PM

He smokes, he drinks beer out of a can, he washed once a week, he has grease under his fingernails, and his eye protection gear looks questionable in its protective qualities (see man behind him for adequate eye and face protection). Sounds like a fun date huh Kate?

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | June 5, 2008 2:44 PM

I think I have a video of him shirtless, but I don't know how to get it onto slog.

Posted by skweetis | June 5, 2008 2:48 PM

Amy Kate likes trade!

(and, why not?)

Filet mignon is nice, but everyone once in awhile you need a little chicken fried steak smothered in gravy...

Posted by michael strangeways | June 5, 2008 2:53 PM


Posted by Cody | June 5, 2008 3:00 PM

Best high-maintenance beard ever... but has anyone else noticed his strangely ginormous nostrils? No long-term, but definite fling material.

Posted by Dan | June 5, 2008 3:00 PM

i have an on again / off again thing for this guy. right now? i'm gonna go with... on. no -- off, off. overly manicured facial hair just isn't my thing. find me a picture with less clothing and i would probably be inclined to change my answer.

Posted by brandon | June 5, 2008 3:15 PM

He looks like Paul Constant in drag.

Posted by Eric F | June 5, 2008 3:16 PM

I don't see anything stupid about slobbering over this dude.

Also, fuck Dylan @ 4. Amy Kate could vote for McCain and she'd still be hot.

Posted by Mike in MO | June 5, 2008 3:17 PM

Well, at least he doesn't have a mullet...I guess?

Posted by Sad Comment | June 5, 2008 3:21 PM

this week and every week!

Posted by TJ | June 5, 2008 3:32 PM

Judging by the fact that he wears those glasses all the time, even indoors, and when not working, I always figured this guy was ripped 24/7.

Posted by w7ngman | June 5, 2008 3:35 PM

agreed about the less wrapper and more candy aspects of it..though i admit it was his beercanswilling, smoking, once a week washing, greasy fingernailed bad protective eyewear manner had me fantasizing for more.
one man's meat etc...

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | June 5, 2008 3:36 PM

was this the video you was thinking of ?
i need some cake..

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | June 5, 2008 3:49 PM

Wow. Those dimples. Those lips. Those nips. I haven't owned a TV since Reagan won the election, but maybe I'll get one now....

Posted by Hartiepie | June 5, 2008 4:00 PM

@13, what the hell's wrong with big nostrils?

Posted by Fnarf | June 5, 2008 4:02 PM

Meh. Not my type. But the Euros are starting on Saturday, so I should be fine on the eye-candy front for a while.

Posted by Abby | June 5, 2008 4:13 PM

THAT is hot? he looks like every jet ski asshole at crescent bar.

Posted by max solomon | June 5, 2008 4:19 PM

He's hot for those who like their men on the rough side. In other words, he's really hot.

Posted by Donolectic | June 5, 2008 4:56 PM

SMOKIN HOT! I have been looking for shirtless of Paul Jr for years, unwilling to watch that vile show he is on for that titillating moment. Thanks Rev. Dr!

Posted by calvin | June 5, 2008 5:20 PM

i watched the video and i've gotta say, i'm a little underwhelmed. i'm not really sure what i was expecting, but my hotness algorithm involves some rather complex calculus and there are a number of important variables that are missing. i'm still on the fence, at least until someone can produce video of him showering, or perhaps a sex tape.

Posted by brandon | June 5, 2008 5:35 PM

Yep, that's the video. Thanks, Riz. I actually prefer Vinnie, but Paul jr. ain't bad.

Posted by skweetis | June 5, 2008 5:40 PM

He is not rough. The overly landscaped facial hair is an attempt to make himself seem macho, when he in fact is not. I'd expect to see him cruising down Broadway in a bright yellow Hummer just before stopping in at Club Lagoon.

Posted by keshmeshi | June 5, 2008 7:12 PM

I'd pick him to back me up in a bar fight over Barack Obama.

Posted by Bob | June 5, 2008 8:14 PM

who wants to make bets on how dissimilar his detractors are.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 5, 2008 9:13 PM

Abby @ 24 is right. Football is a parade of SMOKING hot dudes. Ever seen Christiano Ronaldo?

Oh, yeah, and the game is great too.

Posted by Mike in MO | June 6, 2008 5:28 AM

Paul, I left several voice mgs'on your nextel, but you never rtnd my calls. I need my sunglasses back please.

Posted by the early to mid 90's | June 6, 2008 9:57 AM

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