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Friday, June 13, 2008

Hulk Smash Puny Blog, Part 6 or 31 Flavors of Hulk

posted by on June 13 at 13:32 PM

Hulk Fact!

The Hulk has come in a variety of different colors and flavors over the years:

Classic green:


Captain Universe blue:


Spalding Gray:


“Does this look Infected?” red:


and girl:


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Girl Hulk has all kinds of hips. She's not particularly hulking, either. I bet it's all lean muscle. Do you suppose she's angry?

Posted by Fonky | June 13, 2008 1:46 PM

that does not look like a girl hulk. it looks like a stripper who contracted some sort of infection that spread through her entire body.

Posted by tiffany | June 13, 2008 1:48 PM

I'd smash that.

Posted by PA Native | June 13, 2008 1:49 PM

Where's the comic in which the Hulk joins the MLB and shatters Bonds' record?

Posted by monkey | June 13, 2008 1:55 PM

Strangeways bored of Hulk now.

Me smash computer and piss on Bill Bixby's grave.

Posted by michael strangeways | June 13, 2008 2:02 PM

@3 - brilliant.

This She-Hulk as a tramp stamp. Awesome.

Posted by My Hot Rod | June 13, 2008 2:03 PM

@1: girl Hulk makes $0.77 for every $1 boy Hulk makes - shit, yeah, she's pissed.

Posted by Ziggity | June 13, 2008 2:12 PM

I think I'd be scared to stick my penis into a Hulk vagina. Those Kegel muscles...

Posted by JC | June 13, 2008 2:15 PM

me no like blue captain universe hulk. me think girl hulk weird. me liked hulk blog though.

p.s. Confidential to Mr. Constant, sorry I abandoned you to weird guy on the street last night, but your deft handling of him definitely puts you in the "man" category, and my fleeing solidly assigns me the role of "wimpy girl."

Posted by PopTart | June 13, 2008 2:20 PM

This is the moment in the anime where the entire classroom spills into the hallway around PopTart and Constant with shocked expressions and a deafening collective "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????!!!!"

Posted by lostboy | June 13, 2008 2:36 PM

Grey is the original, you know-nothing fool!

Posted by The Baron | June 13, 2008 2:55 PM

Den of Earth could kick all their asses.

Posted by Smade | June 13, 2008 3:03 PM

@ 11I KNOW gray is the original. They weren't in any particular order.

Posted by Jonah S | June 13, 2008 3:49 PM

Well slap me silly, I saw Hulk and assumed it was Constant. I hereby retract my previous ignorant post and plead late night at the emergency room as my excuse for poor reading skills.

Posted by PopTart | June 13, 2008 3:58 PM

Hey, I'd argue that the Slott run on She-Hulk was better than a good half of the Hulk issues ever written. She's become one of my favorite Marvel characters.

Posted by supergp | June 14, 2008 10:06 AM

Peter David's She-Hulk has been excellent. Almost good enough to make up for Marvel dropping Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, which he wrote, and which was excellent.

Posted by Ben | June 14, 2008 9:18 PM

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