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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Headline of the Day

posted by on June 3 at 17:41 PM

Whidbey News Times:

Child porn on a stick left at park

Child porn on a stick—what will they think of next?

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If porn on a stick came wrapped in bacon The Stranger would recommend it.

Posted by elenchos | June 3, 2008 5:51 PM

The first thought that popped into my head when I saw this: "Was it deep fried?"

Posted by Y.F. | June 3, 2008 5:51 PM

OK, just as a thought experiment here, let's say you were the kind of person who got off on kiddie porn, and had an IQ over, say, 60. Let's say you kept the stuff on a memory stick for safe-keeping and secrecy. Would you then put a scan of your FUCKING NAVY ID CARD on there too? Not to mention losing the fucking thing in the park, which is pretty goddamn stupid. But your ID? This guy is dumber than the guy who wrote his bank holdup note on the back of one of his checks.

Note also "Harrold was also a volunteer with a program called Drug Education for Youth". Not quite a youth pastor, but in the same ballpark.

Posted by Fnarf | June 3, 2008 6:05 PM

Porn dogs!

Posted by Bob | June 3, 2008 6:40 PM

I imagined a picture stapled to a popsicle stick near a park bench or something.

Posted by The CHZA | June 3, 2008 6:41 PM

Bob wins.

Posted by Dougsf | June 3, 2008 7:17 PM

yea- i thought it was a typo that was supposed to be about corn dogs for kids.

Posted by mullify my luv | June 4, 2008 8:53 AM

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