I'd hit it. Hard.

I'd hit it. Hard.

She's totally inspired me to grow my hair long. I WANT that flip, dammit!

I want that skirt.

Solid black DVN skirt? How old is it?

Dear Lord,
Please make this woman the First Lady of the United States of America.
I promise I will be good for the rest of my life.

Bangin'

Uh why the hell does It's Mark Mitchell have Slog access??

Never mind, iScrolled

because mark can do whatever he wants and you can't.
neener neener neener

Why not?

What Riz said. ALWAYS.

@1, 2:

you'd have a tough time REACHING it unless you're 6'-2". she's 5'-11" & lots of legs.

i have a tough time reaching 5'-10", and i'm 6' even. yet i do manage to hit that, and hard...

Is it just me or does she look like she's concentrating really hard on squeezing someone's ass...?

Now watch for some idiot chain e-mail to start up claiming she flashes gang signs.

Umm. Just thinking about those legs makes me all hot and bothered. Thank god I'm 5'11" ...

Is Dries Van Noten someone who makes some kind of clothes? Probably expensive ones, given the pretentious name?

Is Mark Mitchell some guy whose life revolves around the fashion industry? And we get to read about his obsession for the next month?

Okay, I now have another slog poster to ignore besides Charles.

@13: we're all the same height, lying down.

America DESERVES a First Lady like Michelle Obama. In both the "makes us proud" and "too classy for most jackasses" ways.

Mr. Wright buys his pants at Cosco.

She looks angry. (She scares me...) Is she flashing a gang sign?

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just checked out this dries van notten fashion site. those clothes are oooogly!

I take it back; I'm a bit taller when I'm lying on my back...

And there's rock bottom!

Give @22 a dollar.

The bar is set, can anyone else wiggle through beneath it?

@ 6: Who is this "Lord" you speak of?

Fuck you Non.

...and comparable skirts to m. obama's are about $700. great. she may be book smart, but when it comes to winning over the little man who can barely afford gas she LOSES!

Oy.

I just realized Cosco is Costco. Huh. That only took a couple of years and a google search. People need to work on their enunciation. This is in no way my fault.

@28...You think Cindy McCain is gonna wear skirts that cost less than that?

I think Michelle Obama is hot.

Maybe if you paid up your membership, Mr. Poe ...

LOL @Poe. At least it's better than buying pants at Osco.

I usually despair of my flip, but now I want an even bigger flip.

She's hot.

Hawt damn. Love me some nice looking smart ladies w/ dark hair.

@18: "hitting it", if i understand my hip hop slang correctly, means to penetrate from behind. that usually occurs on one's knees, in the style of a doggy. this is where contrasting leg lengths can cause difficulties.

Non @22
i have aids. so what, WHAT !..
yeah.. that's what i thought..

That's some angry looking baby mama dere

She is bitching about whitey in that picture...

@17 -- You're a moron -- it's a very common naming device in the Low Countries, and Germany, to add "von" or "van" to a name. It tended to begin as part of an aristocratic tradition (though not always...Rembrandt van Rijn springs to mind, and his father was a miller, albeit successful), but is today a very typical construct. You'll find van's and von's in both palaces and housing projects.

And yippee for meta -- I'm wearing a Dries Van Noten shirt as I type this!

@36 - true, but it depends on a number of factors. Basic leg length, relative shoe height, angle.

Me, I have nothing against steps. God's gift to a good time.

Jesus God, I love me some Mark Mitchell, and some Michelle Obama too, but whywhyWHYwhy why does it have to start Will in Seattle talking about his sex life? Gahh?

@Max: Ah. Not up on my HipHoppery--thought it was a more generalized penetrative term.

Given how, um, confident she looks in the photo, maybe she'd hit this.

You're going to want a pillow for those knees anyways. Come on, people, show some ingenuity!

I'm grabbing a bag of popcorn to sit back and watch the rest of the saga unfold this afternoon. Heavyweight bout with Fnarf vs. Will in Seattle! (My money's on Fnarf.) And Mr. Poe tag-teaming occasionally to drop a rabbit punch to whoever's jaw deserves it most! THAT'S entertainment. Oh, and welcome IMM as guest slogger.

OK so saying that Mark Mitchell has AIDS got my comment deleted.

I know this because he himself said it comments.

But, you know, whatever.

As biography, it's interesting. As an insult, it's beneath things that are beneath contempt. See the difference?

Non -- I agree with you. I would have preferred that your comment stayed up, but it was taken down before I knew about it.

46 ..no what prolly got your shit deleted was you asying that we should ignore him BECAUSE he has aids. so that would be relevant to what, you ignorant asshole ?

Where's a comment by ECB. It shows how much of an Obama hater she is not to take to task the misogyny in this thread. Yes she is attractive, but she is incredibly smart and will be the best first lady we've had since Eleanor Roosevelt.

That's a sweet skirt.

And frankly, I don't want presidential candidates or their wives dressing-down in the latest K-Mart fashions to show how close they are to the people, because I find that insulting. They can afford it, they should wear something they look good in.

i really want to read what non@22 said. from the looks of the other comments, it was something incendiary and entertaining!

@52: The esteemed rev dr dj riz tells you what you need to know. Incendiary? Yes. Entertaining? No.

Fnarf makes the crucial distinction.