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I'm as embarrassed for queeny, self-important, red-haired, frail, lisping gay guys like you as I am for drag queens like Mom.

you're both parodies of homosexuals.

Posted by Non | June 4, 2008 3:45 PM

For one who rides the razor-thin edge of taste (and by "ride" I mean point to it from afar) you sure are glib to point out Mark's gaffes.

Posted by Wanda Smythe-Bates | June 4, 2008 3:54 PM

YAY for Sylvia!!! Hands down the best drag queen in this city, and a wonderful person as well. We used to co-host a public access program called "Hootenanny" (I was known as Tony Capri in those days), and she was the brains AND beauty behind that thing.
Yay, yay and yay!

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | June 4, 2008 4:09 PM

That's Erik SANDOVAL to you, buster.

Posted by COMTE | June 4, 2008 4:10 PM

The cocktail comment? Rude.

Posted by Chris | June 4, 2008 4:17 PM

The cocktail comment? Rude.

Posted by Chris | June 4, 2008 4:17 PM

@3, yay indeed. Sylvia's a peach.

Posted by rb | June 4, 2008 4:21 PM

Huh, I've always heard members of the US Navy referred to as "crazed, insatiable, bossy power-bottoms" (this is 1,000,000% true and everyone knows it).

Posted by Original Andrew | June 4, 2008 4:26 PM

If Sylvia is the one who hosted Magnum at ReBar on Saturday then yes, I love her!

Posted by monkey | June 4, 2008 4:28 PM

The protease-inhibitor crack was un-Stranger-like, Adrian.

Posted by MyDogBen | June 4, 2008 4:52 PM

@6, I've heard MMF make far more crass remarks than that.

As a gay man, I've always found Mark Mom Finley to be an embarrassment and an eyesore, someone who does far more harm than good to the Homosexual cause. So I say, good fucking riddance.

Posted by Dade Murphy | June 4, 2008 5:14 PM

So, um, when and where is it? Are you in West Seattle this year?

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 4, 2008 5:17 PM

Yes, Will, it's in West Seattle. Get there early.

Posted by Fnarf | June 4, 2008 5:24 PM

Maybe Mark Mom Finley is really sick or something?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 4, 2008 5:29 PM

@8: Damn Skippy.

Posted by Sha | June 4, 2008 9:33 PM

Love MMF or hate her, you have to admit the SGN is a far duller read without her delightful "column" was the only reason to pick up that rag.

Posted by michael strangeways | June 5, 2008 9:35 AM
Posted by brandon | June 5, 2008 9:36 PM

thank goodness someone got a clue and sent this attention whore packing!

Posted by relieved | June 8, 2008 1:27 PM

Well we can all breathe a sigh of relief! Ding Dong The Witch is GONE!!! Hooray!

Posted by Craig | June 9, 2008 11:43 AM

MOM-Zilla has been defeated at last! Finley’s gone where tired Old Drag Hags go- below, below below below…

Posted by Slap-Dat_Beatch! | June 9, 2008 11:44 AM

The reason the Pride Festival Committee has boycotted Finley from ruining the pride parade again this year, is because last year Mark Mom Finley lied (to them and the entire Seattle gay community) yet again, by announcing that he was a "CO-Founder of Gay Bingo" (they had this printed in their promotional literature and websites). The NWAA was notified and an embarrassing drama ensued. It came out that Finley had spewed yet another outrageous lie - they obviously didn’t check their facts beforehand with the NWAA. That and the appallingly unprofessional, embarrassing and un-entertaining host job Finley has done for the last two years…

Posted by Whew!!! | June 9, 2008 11:46 AM

It looks like Mark Mom Finley’s disability fraud has finally caught up with her/it/he/she…. I was hoping she would be arrested this year in front of everyone. Disabled my ass! Last year she rode a segway down Broadway! Boy, I wish I was able to do all the partying, drinking and shameless lecherous flirting Finley does and get a nice fat disability check from the governmnet too!

Posted by No-More-Finley! | June 9, 2008 11:49 AM

I heard the Seattle Men's Chorus is performing this- Sung to the song "Windy" by the Association:

Who’s stinkin’ drunk, & fallin’ down stairways
Missing her teeth and losin’ her hair
Who's reaching out to capture your privates?

Everyone knows it's Finley

Who's stumblin’ round the streets of the city
leering at every twink she sees?
Who's reachin' out to grab your privates?
Everyone knows it's Finley

And Finley has blood-shot eyes
That cross when he tells his lies
And Finley has lies that reach
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Above the clouds (above the clouds)


And Finley has blood-shot eyes
That cross when he tells his lies
And Finley has lies that reach
Above the clouds (above the clouds)
Above the clouds (above the clouds)

Who’s stinkin’ drunk, & fallin’ down stairways
Hitin’ on E’vry twink she sees
Who's reachin' out to grab on your privates
Everyone knows it's Finley
[Repeat And fade]

Posted by Lola | June 9, 2008 11:55 AM

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